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Coffee And Underwear Do NOT Mix!
Published on Friday, September 11, 2009 by Anyone in the mood for coffee?  I know you can smell it.  Here, let me give you my shoe to suck on.  My hair clip tastes pretty good too.  And my underwear?  Yea, well, if you dare.  And if you want, you can go suck on my mattress at home.  Perhaps lick the floor?  Try the lamp, it's delicious.  Dark Mountain Roast, to be exact. Let me tell you all about t...
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