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And For My NEXT Performance…
Published on Friday, August 21, 2009 by Only me.  Today was a good one. Lunch was a good workout at Curves, then a quick drive to my regular 7-11 for a steaming cup of hot Dark Mountain Roast.  Yes, nothing says, "workout cool-down" like hot coffee, don't you agree? Included in my purchase was a bottle of Vitamin Water.  Energy, at that.  As I walked toward the coffee area, bottle of Vitamin Water...
Embarrassing Story Number 8,205 (And Counting)
Published on Monday, August 3, 2009 by Summer in our area usually equates to a good afternoon thunderstorm at least once a week.  Last week I was running some tickets with one of my co-workers when a huge thunder and lightening storm descended upon us.  Fortunately we were nice and dry, with all of our jobs residing in one location in a connecting building. When it was time to go back to our desks, ...
Yes, Sir. Yes, Mam. Low Low Low Low Lowwww!
Published on Friday, July 24, 2009 by Yesterday my co-worker received a pre-op phone call from the hospital.  He has five monster kidney stones and is having them blasted - well, a few hours ago now, actually!  But yesterday, the order of the day was to answer at least thirty questions over the phone from the hospital interviewer.  My friend's phone volume is set to loud, so I was able to hear the v...
Hey! Look at me! My shirt is neon! And I don’t even know it!
Published on Thursday, April 16, 2009 by Leave it to me.  Yesterday I wore my stripes and went all over the campus at work.  At lunch I changed for my workout.  When I was changing back, I saw a flash of neon on my shirt.  Neon?  So here I am in all my glory.  Apparently one of the boys had TWO highlighters in TWO different colors in their pocket.  The pocket that belonged to the pants that went in...
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