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Oh Dear!
Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by

Once upon a time, there was a family whose mother loved watching mama deer and her twin babies wandering behind the beach house, wild and free.  The family would stand quietly, wondering at the beauty of these majestic creatures.  Memories were made that would last a lifetime.

And then, a special gift arrived for the oldest son.  A gift that would bring his mother to her knees.  A gift that would soon be deemed as…..

MR. BIGGLESWORTH.

Mr. Bigglesworth stayed in the car’s trunk for a few days.  But his escape was inevitable.  And from the moment he was snuck in to the house under the cover of darkness, Mr. Bigglesworth has made himself at home.

TWITTER NAME:  @DEERSGONEWILD

ON THE WAY TO QUICKMART FOR SOME TURKEY JERKY

TOO MUCH TURKEY JERKY!

MOMMY LOOK… IT’S THE THING THAT WATCHES ME SLEEP!

SOMEONE KILL THAT NOOB CAMPING OUR SPAWN!

THE REDNECK TOOTH FAIRY

WAITING FOR THE REDNECK TOOTH FAIRY

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