It might have been the roof rats that came by our house last week. Or perhaps it was my new pasta recipe. Or a shampoo just recently purchased?
Either way, things are bad over here. Very… Very… VERY BAD. I’m afraid we have been…. ZOMBIFIED.
If you want to zombie your own family you can have me over to cook or you can download the free Zombie Booth app for Droid or Iphone. You might want the app rather than my cooking. I’m just sayin’.