My Name Is William. And This Is My Story. « Shoot Me Now

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My Name Is William. And This Is My Story.
Published on Wednesday, February 27, 2013 by

Only one more day left?  Really?  REALLY?!?  For today, Nicky and Mike asked us to use the subject, “And that’s why I got drunk.”  Mom, don’t read this one.  It’s dirty.

man drinking beer

My name is William. And this is my story.

William’s Great Surprise

With deepening kisses

We walked through the door.

In a flurry of passion,

Clothing drops to the floor.

I reach for a part that I know should be there.

Wait… what is that?  Did I just grab a pair?

What I thought was a babe

Was clearly a hunk.

Turns out she was a he.

And that’s why I got drunk.

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