My Name Is William. And This Is My Story. « Shoot Me Now

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My Name Is William. And This Is My Story.
Published on Wednesday, February 27, 2013 by

Only one more day left?  Really?  REALLY?!?  For today, Nicky and Mike asked us to use the subject, “And that’s why I got drunk.”  Mom, don’t read this one.  It’s dirty.

man drinking beer

My name is William. And this is my story.

William’s Great Surprise

With deepening kisses

We walked through the door.

In a flurry of passion,

Clothing drops to the floor.

I reach for a part that I know should be there.

Wait… what is that?  Did I just grab a pair?

What I thought was a babe

Was clearly a hunk.

Turns out she was a he.

And that’s why I got drunk.

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  • Oh my. I think that would drive me to drink, too. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • Ron

    “Turns out she was a he.”


    Katherine, what a BRILLIANT ending! You are such a clever writer!!



  • Mel


    Do NOT READ THIS mom. :-/

  • Uh… um… yikes? Pound the beers!

  • Very clever, indeed, Katherine.

  • MikeWJ

    I was confused at first because I thought this was autobiographical. Then I remembered that you’re not a black man, and it all started making sense. Then I was horrified, and now I’m drunk.

  • Yep that would drive someone to the bottle. Very funny poem!!

  • Hah! This is hilarious, Katherine! I read it to M and even he laughed. 😉

  • Ha! Priceless! Love it!

  • Tami Von Zalez

    Yep, good enuf reason for me.

  • Hahaha…was his name ‘Lola’?

  • HAHAHhAHhAHhAH! OMG! Hilarious!

  • KZ

    Awkward! But hey, we’ve all been there, right?


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