Where are the HATS?! « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowWhere are the HATS?!

Where are the HATS?!
Published on Sunday, January 27, 2013 by

I have blogged about them before, so I guess I like hats. Who can forget my take on the royal hats as modeled by Tribal Blog members?

Sadly, I cannot wear hats because of the monstrous size of both my head and hair.  Damn it all.

The women of America simply do not wear enough hats.  Where are the hats on women in church?  Where are the hats on women traveling the friendly skies?  Where are the hats on women strolling down Rodeo Drive?


I don’t know where women are WEARING hats, but I can tell you where to BUY the hats.  In a lovely little shop, about five minutes away from my home.  And BOY do they sell H-A-T-S!

outrageous hats

golden hat

hats for church

brown bow hat

weird woman's hat

colored feather hat

I think I have seen the following hat…..

floyd hat


hat on floyd muppet

Finally, my favorite… as I sneak out of the store hoping no one notices….

gooffy band hat

Ladies AND Gentlemen, do you wear hats?  What kind and where?

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  • Wholly cow! That’s a lot of hats! I’m not a big hat wearing myself. Maybe a baseball cap at times but never really got into it. I hope when I’m 70 I don’t decided to join one of those “hat” clubs 🙂

  • Seriously that is a whole-lotta hats. Some of them appear to be a tad unusual. I, also love the concept of wearing hats but I look awful in most hats.

  • Ron

    “I think I have seen the following hat…..”

    Bwhahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS, Katherine!!!!!

    HOLY COW…these are some fancy schmancy hats!!! That second one down (the gold sequin one) looks like something Liberace wore – HA!

    I only wear a baseball cap, and only on my days off because it messes up my hair.

    Back when I was a kid, every Easter my mother would take my brother’s and I out for a new hat to wear to Easter Sunday mass. In fact, I still have pictures of it!!!

    Great post, my friend! Have a super week!

  • I love hats and pictures. Therefore, love your pictures of hats. I’ve got a really small head. I need to wear an adustable size hat or young adult. Btw, Shareaholic just updated their plugin. You can have related posts again on WordPress sites.

  • Mel

    Hahahaha….I’da had a heyday! I enjoy a good hat. NOT sayin’ I look all that in a hat! Fact is, it takes a very special hat not to make me look like a bag lady in drag. *laughing* These—are amazing.
    I had a whole box of hats which I donned when chemotherapy claimed my hair. The box contents have since been passed on to others–‘cept for the Donald Duck hat. He’s too cute to give up. 😉
    And today–I own three hats…all of which are worn in summer in the sun. Oh–‘cept for the cowboy hat! Yeehawww!!! 😀

  • Heather R

    Love it!

  • Heather R

    Lets have a tea Party and wear hats!

  • Those hats are crazy and amazing! Sadly, I can’t pull off wearing hats either!

  • Awesome Hats! I once had a hat collection, but it was more of a “fun” thing with stuff like a viking hat, top hat, and other assorted hats that you would only wear in close company.

  • Jay of The Depp Effect

    Wooooooooaaah, that’s a lot of hats!!!

    It’s a funny thing, but it’s kind of the other way round here .. for men! You see a lot of men wearing hats these days (which pleases OH no end, because he feels like a trendsetter) but it’s so difficult to find a decent hat shop. One has to wonder where all the men buy their hats.

    In OH’s case, he buys them when we go on holiday in other countries. Most of his have been bought in the US because he loves the fedora.

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