I have blogged about them before, so I guess I like hats. Who can forget my take on the royal hats as modeled by Tribal Blog members?
Sadly, I cannot wear hats because of the monstrous size of both my head and hair. Damn it all.
The women of America simply do not wear enough hats. Where are the hats on women in church? Where are the hats on women traveling the friendly skies? Where are the hats on women strolling down Rodeo Drive?
WHERE ARE THE HATS?
I don’t know where women are WEARING hats, but I can tell you where to BUY the hats. In a lovely little shop, about five minutes away from my home. And BOY do they sell H-A-T-S!
I think I have seen the following hat…..
Finally, my favorite… as I sneak out of the store hoping no one notices….
Ladies AND Gentlemen, do you wear hats? What kind and where?