Pillsbury is going to save my life. Now I can get brakes on my car and put presents under the tree, thanks to Pillsbury and their amazing coupon deals. Just look! You can save THREE DOLLARS when you “Buy Pillsbury Refrigerated” items!
Oh wait, hold the phone. There appears to be some more writing on this thing. Let me put it at arm’s length and squint. Focus…squint… hmmm….