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Bats In The Belfry And Pads On The Purse
Published on Wednesday, May 9, 2012 by

I didn’t notice it until last week.  And considering it has been a few months since I last hiked, it’s probably been stuck to the bottom of my purse for quite a while.

Work.  School.  Church.  Restaurants.  Stores.  I’ve carried it everywhere.  And no one said a THING.  In looking at a picture of it, I can only guess why.

sanitary pad

Sanitary napkin?  Actually, no.  It’s a Toasty Toe.  As a result of my wacked out thyroid levels, my toes get cold during winter hikes.  So my hiking buddy always provides me with a nice fresh set of Toasty Toes.  I love my hiking buddy!

When I realized there was something stuck to my purse and turned it over, my first thought was “MAXI PAD!  I have been carrying my purse everywhere with a maxi pad stuck to the bottom of it!  And no-one-said-a-word!”

How many heads have I turned in the past few months?  “Pstt!  Look!   She has a feminine product stuck on her purse!”

Please, Mr. and Mrs. General Q. Public.  If I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my purse, please tell me. If I have spinach in my tooth, please tell me.   A bat in the belfry?  Hand me a tissue.  Please save me from myself.  I’m just sayin’!

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  • Ron

    “How many heads have I turned in the past few months?  “Pstt!  Look!   She has a feminine product stuck on her purse!”

    Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, Katherine….that made me HOWL!!!!!

    Yes, it DOES look like a sanitary napkin!

    “Please, Mr. and Mrs. General Q. Public.  If I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my purse, please tell me. If I have spinach in my tooth, please tell me.   A bat in the belfry?  Hand me a tissue.  Please save me from myself.  I’m just sayin’!”

    Bwhahahahahhahahahaha!

    FLAWLESS post, Katherine! Thanks for the great morning laugh!

    X

    • So Ron, I have to ask.  Suppose a customer comes and and begins to talk to you.  And you see they have a huge booger hanging out of their nose.  Do you tell them, or no?  Business wise, I could see it going both ways…!

      • Ron

        HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

        OMG…it’s so funny you mentioned that because I had a customer (just this past weekend) have a tiny BOOGER in her nose that was slightly hanging out – I KID YOU NOT!

        And yes, I told her!

  • Bwahahahahaha.  This is funny, but only if it happens to someone else.  Just saying.

    Have a terrific day.  🙂

    • Ha ha!  And I am HAPPY to be “THE ONE” for the sake of others.  It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

  • Too funny!  I am sure these things don’t just happen to you…you’re just the one who tells us.

    Note to self – check bottom of purse frequently for sticky foreign objects.

    • Today I found a post-it-note on my shoe.  You are right… check for sticky objects!

  • MalisaHargrove

    Ha ha ha! Looks like part of a maxi-pad, so whether it is or not doesn’t really matter. By the way,I’m out of pads. Could you mail me that one? 

    I’ve never heard of toasty toes.

    • HA HA HA!  Oh my gosh you made me laugh SO HARD!  I’m sorry, I already threw away the maxi-toastie toe!  But I just got a new bag ‘o pads you are welcome to!

  • That’s too friggen funny, Katherine! 

  • You. Kill. Me!! Hahahahahahahaha!

    • I am NOT fancy and smart and classy like you… if I tried to walk in your heels… SLAM!

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    It’d make a great eye patch, I think. I mean, they don’t have to be black, do they?

    • I like the idea of a white eye patch… or maybe you could use it white and draw a googly eye on it!

  • Lol!  I’m so glad it wasn’t a pad.  Yikes!  Wouldn’t you love to have heard what some people thought?  I bet it was funny!

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