Bats In The Belfry And Pads On The Purse

Published on Wednesday, May 9, 2012 by Katherine

I didn’t notice it until last week. And considering it has been a few months since I last hiked, it’s probably been stuck to the bottom of my purse for quite a while.

Work. School. Church. Restaurants. Stores. I’ve carried it everywhere. And no one said a THING. In looking at a picture of it, I can only guess why.

Sanitary napkin? Actually, no. It’s a Toasty Toe. As a result of my wacked out thyroid levels, my toes get cold during winter hikes. So my hiking buddy always provides me with a nice fresh set of Toasty Toes. I love my hiking buddy!

When I realized there was something stuck to my purse and turned it over, my first thought was “MAXI PAD! I have been carrying my purse everywhere with a maxi pad stuck to the bottom of it! And no-one-said-a-word!”

How many heads have I turned in the past few months? “Pstt! Look! She has a feminine product stuck on her purse!”

Please, Mr. and Mrs. General Q. Public. If I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my purse, please tell me. If I have spinach in my tooth, please tell me. A bat in the belfry? Hand me a tissue. Please save me from myself. I’m just sayin’!

Ron

“How many heads have I turned in the past few months? “Pstt! Look! She has a feminine product stuck on her purse!”

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! OMG, Katherine….that made me HOWL!!!!!

Yes, it DOES look like a sanitary napkin!

“Please, Mr. and Mrs. General Q. Public. If I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my purse, please tell me. If I have spinach in my tooth, please tell me. A bat in the belfry? Hand me a tissue. Please save me from myself. I’m just sayin’!”

Bwhahahahahhahahahaha!

FLAWLESS post, Katherine! Thanks for the great morning laugh!

X
- Katherine Murray
  
  So Ron, I have to ask. Suppose a customer comes and and begins to talk to you. And you see they have a huge booger hanging out of their nose. Do you tell them, or no? Business wise, I could see it going both ways…!
  - Ron
    
    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
    
    OMG…it’s so funny you mentioned that because I had a customer (just this past weekend) have a tiny BOOGER in her nose that was slightly hanging out – I KID YOU NOT!
    
    And yes, I told her!
Comedy Plus

Bwahahahahaha. This is funny, but only if it happens to someone else. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. 🙂
- Katherine Murray
  
  Ha ha! And I am HAPPY to be “THE ONE” for the sake of others. It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it!
Linda R.

Too funny! I am sure these things don’t just happen to you…you’re just the one who tells us.

Note to self – check bottom of purse frequently for sticky foreign objects.
- Katherine Murray
  
  Today I found a post-it-note on my shoe. You are right… check for sticky objects!
MalisaHargrove

Ha ha ha! Looks like part of a maxi-pad, so whether it is or not doesn’t really matter. By the way,I’m out of pads. Could you mail me that one?

I’ve never heard of toasty toes.
- Katherine Murray
  
  HA HA HA! Oh my gosh you made me laugh SO HARD! I’m sorry, I already threw away the maxi-toastie toe! But I just got a new bag ‘o pads you are welcome to!
meleahrebeccah

That’s too friggen funny, Katherine!
- Katherine Murray
  
  Yea, funny like a crutch!!!
Nicky

You. Kill. Me!! Hahahahahahahaha!
- Katherine Murray
  
  I am NOT fancy and smart and classy like you… if I tried to walk in your heels… SLAM!
mikewjattoomanymornings

It’d make a great eye patch, I think. I mean, they don’t have to be black, do they?
- Katherine Murray
  
  I like the idea of a white eye patch… or maybe you could use it white and draw a googly eye on it!
Nora Blithe

Lol! I’m so glad it wasn’t a pad. Yikes! Wouldn’t you love to have heard what some people thought? I bet it was funny!
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