Bats In The Belfry And Pads On The Purse

Published on Wednesday, May 9, 2012 by Katherine

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I didn’t notice it until last week.  And considering it has been a few months since I last hiked, it’s probably been stuck to the bottom of my purse for quite a while.

Work.  School.  Church.  Restaurants.  Stores.  I’ve carried it everywhere.  And no one said a THING.  In looking at a picture of it, I can only guess why.

Sanitary napkin?  Actually, no.  It’s a Toasty Toe.  As a result of my wacked out thyroid levels, my toes get cold during winter hikes.  So my hiking buddy always provides me with a nice fresh set of Toasty Toes.  I love my hiking buddy!

When I realized there was something stuck to my purse and turned it over, my first thought was “MAXI PAD!  I have been carrying my purse everywhere with a maxi pad stuck to the bottom of it!  And no-one-said-a-word!”

How many heads have I turned in the past few months?  “Pstt!  Look!   She has a feminine product stuck on her purse!”

Please, Mr. and Mrs. General Q. Public.  If I have a sanitary napkin stuck to my purse, please tell me. If I have spinach in my tooth, please tell me.   A bat in the belfry?  Hand me a tissue.  Please save me from myself.  I’m just sayin’!