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Things Confucius Would Have Said If He Was A Mother
Published on Sunday, February 24, 2013 by He who has children will learn that glow sticks heated in the oven will explode and quickly burn the eyes of any child attempting this experiment. He who has children will discover that a piece of spaghetti can indeed be passed through the nose and pulled out of the mouth. He who has children will learn that even the front yard is an acceptable place to poop. He ...
It Has Come Down To This
Published on Saturday, August 20, 2011 by When I was young, I remember hearing my mother cry out, “Why isn’t anything ever my own?!”  My response would be to roll my eyes.  But now, I get it.  To the point of crying out the same words when looking for a simple match to my own socks. Indeed, only three days after buying my last bag of socks, ALL WERE GONE.  Why isn’t anything ever my OWN!? So now...
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