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There Is A ____ In My Food!
Published on Monday, June 6, 2011 by I’ve never really been a puzzle person, mostly because I just don’t have the time.  But at the beach house, time is a little slower and life allows for just a bit more.  So in April we broke out a puzzle and started to work on it as a team each weekend. On a side note, I will tell you that I’ve learned a bit about my amazing, poised and generous mother duri...
A Party In My Mouth
Published on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 by My neighborhood is surrounded by water.  We often see raccoon, cicadas, voles, snakes and even the dreaded palmetto bug. Alright, let’s be honest.  Palmetto bug is simply a fancy name for a Giant American Freaking Cockroach.  They live near the water, they freaking FLY and when it gets really rainy we occasionally find one inside. Let me set the stage.  La...
Today, I Cooked Vomit.
Published on Thursday, April 16, 2009 by This morning I felt pretty proud of myself.  The night before, I had cut up some onions and garlic and put them in the fridge.  I put my crockpot on the counter along with two containers of broth, four potatoes and a baggie containing one cup of rice.  Right before I left for work I threw it all together in the crock pot, along with a nice piece of pork loin.  ...
I am a Magnet for Gross
Published on Saturday, January 17, 2009 by Tonight my daughter asked for a bowl of ice cream and I was happy to oblige.  I don’t eat sweets during the week, but on the weekends I allow myself a little treat.  As I was scooping it for her, I took a snitch or two on the side.  Was that a hair?  No, couldn’t be.   But then as I raised the creamy, ever-so-wonderful treat to my lips, I felt the tou...
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