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Zodiac Fail
Published on Sunday, February 13, 2011 by Life would be boring without a little laugh here and there, including in the line of 7-11. Sagitarious. Sagattarious.  Saqittarious. Oh, whatever. Just print it....
Deranged Crab Performance Art
Published on Saturday, September 25, 2010 by Ah yes, Captain George’s Seafood Restaurant.  Home of the bountiful seafood buffet.  Rows of things with shells, pincers and claws. And the best part about it?  After you are done eating, you can play with your food. MUTANT BATTLE CRAWFISH I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL THERE HAS GOT TO BE A GOOD CAPTION FOR WHAT THAT GUY'S THINKING What do you think he i...
Oh Dear!
Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Once upon a time, there was a family whose mother loved watching mama deer and her twin babies wandering behind the beach house, wild and free.  The family would stand quietly, wondering at the beauty of these majestic creatures.  Memories were made that would last a lifetime. And then, a special gift arrived for the oldest son.  A gift that would bring his moth...
The Man Was Doomed Even Before The Cookies Arrived
Published on Tuesday, February 2, 2010 by Yesterday my co-worker and I went to a Chinese food restaurant for lunch.  It was pretty empty due to the icy road conditions, so there wasn’t much privacy as far as conversation. There was a couple nearby that was enjoying a good hot meal and happily whispered conversation.  Giggles, smiles and flirting ala egg foo young.   They seemed to be having a great t...
Adventures in Rite Aid
Published on Friday, December 4, 2009 by Earlier this week I found myself at Rite Aid, once again waiting for an antibiotic prescription to be refilled.  I strolled for about fifteen minutes, wandering aimlessly from aisle to aisle.  And I took pictures.  That is how sad my life is. Have you ever really LOOKED at what is offered to America in your typical drug store?  People get up early, work hard al...
Is it just me?
Published on Thursday, November 5, 2009 by Welcome to a typical day in the life of Katherine. Exhibit one: Driving from 7-11 back to work, I pick up my coffee refill cup for a swig of the delicious dark mountain roast mixed with pumpkin spice.  As I raise my cup, a string of hot and gooey gum forms from underneath, stretching up across the car’s upholstery, then over and across my thigh, finally thi...
Jesus Loves Chili and Curds!
Published on Tuesday, February 3, 2009 by My brother recently took this picture in his hometown, Denver, CO. I didn’t realize curds were so heavenly. I better try some.. after all, Jesus sent them! ...
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