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Ollie’s Receipt Is A Pain In The…
Published on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 by Have you ever looked over one of your receipts and thought, “HUH?!” I sometimes wonder who creates receipt abbreviations.  Imagine the power.  You have the license to be creative in a format that most won’t read.  The world is your abbreviated oyster. The writer of this particular abbreviation now holds my utmost respect.  One can only guess what was happe...
It’s Almost Frightening
Published on Thursday, March 4, 2010 by ...
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Published on Monday, February 8, 2010 by If I promise not to blog about my parking garage for at least another month, would you let me show you just one more picture I took in there today?  This one is just too good to pass up.  And it SO proves my point about the type of drivers who park in there…. ...
The Mysterious Bone Meat!
Published on Tuesday, January 5, 2010 by My mother makes an amazing beef soup that she learned how to prepare from my grandmother.  For extra flavor, she adds what we jokingly call “bone meat,” marrow included.  It is usually beef shank attached to sliced bones – sometimes hard to find but it makes all the difference in the soup’s flavor. I’ve TRIED to like the marrow, but it is just so… “...
He Shoots!  He Sco…..
Published on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 by A working mom with Stay-At-Home-Dreams – that’s me.  But I’m grateful that even though I have to clock in every day, work is not always the same old routine. Case in fact:  Larry and Kyle.  I’ve talked about these guys before.  They are Abbott and Costello reincarnated. Larry: “Who’s on first,” Kyle: “Yes.” Larry: “I mean the fellow...
A First Day of School to Remember
Published on Monday, August 24, 2009 by Ding! Ding! Ding!  Do you hear that?  It is the sound of school bells.  To modernize it, I suppose it is now, "BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." Yes, today is the big day.  First day of school.  One in tenth, one in eighth and one in second.  We have a graduation this school year as well as a first Penance and (gulp) First Communion.  It will be a year of highs and lows...
Wordless Wednesday: My Beautiful Daughter
Published on Wednesday, July 22, 2009 by Only a mother could love... And just so you know, there is a much prettier side to her, although I think this one is quite nice!...
Wordless Wednesday: Look Carefully for the Optical Illusion
Published on Wednesday, June 24, 2009 by First of all, where are their heads?  Now for the illusion. If you look at the growth on the water and squint, it looks like my kids are looking over a cliff.  A very, very tall cliff with mountains below!  What kind of mother am I! ...
Wordless Wednesday: Not Your Typical Shoppers
Published on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 by ...
Wordless Wednesday – Shh, They Would Kill Me!
Published on Wednesday, March 4, 2009 by ...
Flying Toilets!
Published on Friday, February 27, 2009 by This was my first view coming into work today.  Three portable toilets flying through the air.  One would hope they checked for occupancy before sending them sailing.  And pity the poor guy who drives underneath them! Today is going to be a GOOD DAY.  After all, I saw flying toilets! ...
Another Great Funny Sign!
Published on Monday, March 3, 2008 by   Another fabulous sign from my favorite Chinese food restaurant.  Pictured is the view from the the ordering window.  As you look up, you will see a box stategicaly placed over the cooler, stating, "Keep Forks On Floor."  What?!? Obviously, this is a message about fork lifts... but what makes it so funny is that the restaurant owners thought it would be...
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