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Invisilifts:  A Woman’s Only Hope For Perkiness
Published on Saturday, February 20, 2010 by Ladies, come close and listen up.  I’ve found the product of my dreams.  The answer to my prayers.  The lift to my drop.  <queuing music and voice echo application>  For I have seen the Invisilifts Commercial   </queueing music and voice echo application>. Imagine me at 2 in the morning, womanly parts happily sitting on my lap.  And then the I...
But Where Is My ShamWow?
Published on Wednesday, December 2, 2009 by In the 80’s, I used to have black stretch pants, black spiked heels and big hair.  I had no wrinkles, no stretch marks and I drove a really cool car-seat-less sports car.  I loved me some blue iced tea and danced without abandon to “Melt with You.” Today, I am officially 44 years old.  It is a day after my birthday and I am missing work because I have two ...
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