Succubus « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowSuccubus

Published on Tuesday, February 11, 2014 by

Day 11 of the WWFC writing challenge brings us the prompt, “Succubus.”  OK… I had to look this up.   After reviewing the definition on Wikipedia I immediately decided THIS would be the writing prompt that MikeWJ and Ziva BOTH participate in.  It is just TOO TEMPTING.

As Wikipedia states, “Religious traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.”

If a succubus and an incubus got together and didn’t manage to kill each other… AND the succubus got pregnant….what would their children be like?

married michael jackson

marilyn manson date

liza minelli husband

Tami Faye

miley succubus

burger king guy

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  • Does this fit?

    • Ha ha I forgot about that! She said at the time she had a thing for Abe Lincoln!!!

  • Cadeaux

    I will have nightmares about that Liza one…good thing you didn’t post the one where they kissed! Oh, make it stop! It’s in my head now! Thanks a lot!

  • That last one was great!

  • ReformingGeek

    Yeah, that’s about right. Nice job!

  • Ron

    Katherine, I too had to look this up before commenting because I didn’t know the definition of the word!!?

    Hilarious post! Especially the second one with Marilyn Manson! OMG…can you imagine?

  • Tammy Faye Baker? She may have been a lot of things but a succubus? Jim Baker maybe.

  • Way too scary for me!

  • Haha, brilliant question, Katherine.

    I WAS going to participate, but that damn Sherlock went and posted before I had a chance. However, I WILL get him back tomorrow, and I’ll work in “succubus” just because I can. 😉

  • Well done, Katherine. “what would their children be like?” Those are some scary examples. [shudders]

  • These are so perfect! You rocked it Katherine!


  • frankleemeidere

    Putting my Avril with Manson? Sacrilege! (Still appreciate the photo, though.)

    • I love Avril! 🙂

      • frankleemeidere

        Fine. But remember — I saw her first!

  • Yeah, what the hell is Bruce Jenner anyway?

  • Oh God… my eyes! Those are painful. And funny! 🙂

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    “Religious traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health or even death.”

    Like, how many repetitions, exactly? I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

  • That was seriously brilliant! Yes, I am sure that is what the children would look like. Freaky…

  • KZ

    That Burger King picture pushed this over the top for me. So disturbing, but very funny. Nice one. 🙂

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