Photo Challenge Day 23: Underwater « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowPhoto Challenge Day 23: Underwater

Photo Challenge Day 23: Underwater
Published on Tuesday, October 23, 2012 by

Picture One:  For The Normal Folks

Today, I learned that taking a picture of a fish is HARD!

blue betta

Picture Two:  For Those Sick People Following The Fake Barbie Saga

Who knew that nails had no effect on Fake Barbies?   Too bad Fake Barbie chose to celebrate with a wild night in Vegas.  Because only too soon, she woke up to a horrific surprise.  Squinting through puffy eyes, Fake Barbie found herself shivering in a tub of water and ice, smears of blood spotting her chest.  And in her hands, a note.  “We took your kidney.”  Fake Barbie slowly rolled her eyes heavenward and whispered, “MikeWJ…. NOT…. AGAIN!”

stolen kidney

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  • Bwahahaha! I confess… it was I who stole Fake Barbie’s kidney. Who knew we’d be a match? Shocking, I know, but a girl’s gotta find a kidney wherever she can get it!
    http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/2012/01/hello-kidney.html

    • mikewjattoomanymornings

      Exactly, Boom-Boom. Fake Barbie may have blamed me for her missing kidney, but it’s not her kidney I’m interested in. Close, I admit. But the kidney is an entirely different organ.

      • You’re lucky Barbie was a match, Michael. You were next on my list.

  • I love seeing that fish swim while Fake Barbie tries to hide her quim.

    • mikewjattoomanymornings

      Whoa! Language please, Cheryl. This is a family blog.

  • Danielle Batog

    i am loving these early morning giggles….but just so you know…the add above my comment box was for ‘5 Signs of Bipolar’….coincidence???…just saying.

    • mikewjattoomanymornings

      As cops and investigative reporters always say, “There are no coincidences.”

  • Mel

    I ain’t sayin’ nuffin’………’cept that I like the little swimming fishie. :-/

  • Pat Kumicich

    you have a quirky imagination – love it!

  • After such barbaric treatment, I’d think that Fake Barbie would be swimmin with da fishes!

    I used to think that we should get together…after this series of sick photos…I’m sure of it!

  • Ron

    Bwhahahahhahahahaaha!

    Katherine, that second photo of Barbie is BEYOND faaaaaaaaaabulous!!! You are sooooooooooo creative!!! LOVE the ice cubes!!!!!!!!!!! Love your sense of humor!

    The first photo is absolutely beautiful. Gorgeous fish! Well done!

    X

  • I would think taking a picture of a fish would be difficult…as they tend to move about. I think if I try fish photography, I will opt for a floater. Am I going out on a limb by assuming your fish doesn’t have the know-how to pose for a camera? That is a beautiful picture.

    Hilarious pic of fake Barbie! Well..in a tragic sort of way. I shouldn’t be laughing as she has had her fake kidney cut out of her. Poor dolly.

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    Fake Barbie lives! Oh, happy day, glad I am to greet your rising sunny visage now that I am sure the one true love of my life is still with me. With her Q. And those unnaturally big, brown, besotted eyes. And those marvelous boots. And that party dress, soiled though it may be.

    But, lordy, tone down the bright just a tad, will you? I’ve got a hangover to beat all hangovers. And where are my pants? I need my pants. What’s been going on here?

  • Great job with the fish. Barbie is cracking me up. I’ve been missing out and must investigate this barbie saga.

  • I tried like hell to get a photo of a fish, it was impossible! I gave up and took a picture of a turtle instead, because they are much slower! You took an EXCELLENT photo. The color is amazing!

    And the whole fake Barbie saga, is killing me?!

  • Tami Von Zalez

    Oh, you are fast becoming my favorite with your fake Barbie scenarios!

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  • I’ve gotta say I’m really disappointed in Ken. How could he let Barbie suffer through these travails? Or did I miss something? Did they break up?

    • Ken saw through Fake Barbie’s boob job. He’s holding out for the real thing. Why do you think Fake Barbie nailed herself?

  • Okay, first of all, that’s a really cool fish. I want one of those for my cats.

    Also, I think Fake Barbie partied with one of my admirers…

  • Barb

    Oh. My. Gosh.
    This is hilarious!

  • MalisaHargrove

    The photo of the Beta is great, but who is strong enough to keep one’s eyes on a fish while Fake Barbie is chillin’ right there in front of us? She is looking remarkably well after a Vegas trip. Too bad about that kidney thing though. By the way, does Fake Barbie have any need for her liver? I’m thinking I may be needing one soon.

    • I took the kidney, but I saved the liver for you, Malisa.

  • Jamie Baker

    Man, what a train wreck. I think she has some cousins ’round these parts.

    On a different note- That is a royally adorned fish, if I do say so myself.

  • ladyV

    taking picture of a fish is hard, but that beta is beautiful. wow.

    and that barbie photo is gold. keep ’em coming.

  • Coco

    You took a gorgeous photo of the fish! Barbie… !!!

  • So twisted! I love it!

  • I think Barbie’s on her way to sleep with the fishes.

  • Nice fishy! They are always in motion aren’t they?

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