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Revenge Against Your Mean Big Brother!
Published on Thursday, November 29, 2007 by

refrigeratorThis is more funny than embarrassing, but certainly worth the post! 

When I was in high school, my best friend had a teenage brother who would pick on her quite often.  One day, her mother was making liver pate for a party she was attending that evening.  The liver pate was placed in beautiful individual serving bowls and set to chill in the refrigerator. 

Before her mother left for an errand she said to my friend, “Now Suzie, be sure your brother knows this is liver pate in here!”

Her mother never should have said that.  As soon as we were alone, Suzie made a sign that read, “Charlie, Mom says you can only have ONE chocolate pudding!” 

Sure enough, within the hour, Charlie came home and opened the fridge.  After reading the sign, he quickly pulled a bowl of liver pate out of the fridge, flung his bare fingers into it and scooped out a huge amount (of “chocolate pudding”).  Without hesitation he gobbled the “chocolate pudding” in one bite… then he paused.  We watched as a glaze of terror swept over his face… by the time he ran to the sink to violently spit out the pate, we were in absolute hysterics.  That’s one for Suzie, zero for Charlie!!

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