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Oh Dear!
Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by

Once upon a time, there was a family whose mother loved watching mama deer and her twin babies wandering behind the beach house, wild and free.  The family would stand quietly, wondering at the beauty of these majestic creatures.  Memories were made that would last a lifetime.

And then, a special gift arrived for the oldest son.  A gift that would bring his mother to her knees.  A gift that would soon be deemed as…..

MR. BIGGLESWORTH.

Mr. Bigglesworth stayed in the car’s trunk for a few days.  But his escape was inevitable.  And from the moment he was snuck in to the house under the cover of darkness, Mr. Bigglesworth has made himself at home.

TWITTER NAME:  @DEERSGONEWILD

ON THE WAY TO QUICKMART FOR SOME TURKEY JERKY

TOO MUCH TURKEY JERKY!

MOMMY LOOK… IT’S THE THING THAT WATCHES ME SLEEP!

SOMEONE KILL THAT NOOB CAMPING OUR SPAWN!

THE REDNECK TOOTH FAIRY

WAITING FOR THE REDNECK TOOTH FAIRY

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  • ScoMan

    “Someone kill that noob camping our spawn”.. Who taught you these phrases?

    This post made me laugh though.. but the one with the dog was a tad eerie.

    • OK… it wasn’t me who was totally cool… my middle son told me to write that. Although I wanted something more along the lines of t-bagging. Or is it tea bagging?

  • Sue

    Cool Tooth Fairy. But might give me nightmares if that was my tooth fairy.

  • Jen

    All I can think about is The Godfather. Garage sale?

  • OMG. I do believe I would crap myself if I woke up to that thing looking at me while I was sleeping.

  • I would be freaked seeing Mr. Bigglesworth at 3 am.

  • I would certainly wet my drawers if I woke up to that one. Too much. The picture with the dog is so real looking. Great pictures.

  • I would FREAK OUT if I ever woke up and saw that! OMG!!!

  • Hilarious and oh so clever! Your son inherited his mom’s sense of humor, it seems.

    Katharine, I had another blogger email me that their comments weren’t showing up on my blog, so I went through my spam file and found not only her comments but yours. Wanted to let you know just in case you noticed. They should be coming through as I let my spammer know that you are not only a “safe” commenter but indeed a oh so fun and funny commenter!

  • Ummm, I’m not really sure what that even is, but, I LOVE IT! I want to have one!!! The moments I could have with that, is it deer head? are boundless and mind-blowing.

    Thank you so very much for stopping by my blog with such kind words.

  • Jay

    Hahaha! Wherever did you get that? LOL!

    Wonderful prop!

  • EEEKKKK…he sure did make himself at home! Perhaps too at home with the turkey jerky! Thanks for stopping by my blog!

  • LOL!!! That is SO COOL!!! I want a deer head, I want a deer head! Lord knows, we have PLENTY of deer. Wow, I’m dizzy from thinking of all the wonderful things I could do with a deer head!

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