All I can say is WOW. A mother distributes drugs while delivering her daughter’s Girl Scout cookies? They need to put this woman in jail.
I mean, of all things sacred – it is the GIRL SCOUTS for heaven’s sake. And Girl Scout cookies are iconic. This is worse than the Girl Scout Cookie Flipping Incident. Cookies and Drugs? Incarcerate this mom and throw away the key, I say.
Ummm. OK. So I didn’t realize my prescription bottle had fallen into the bag. And the fact that I was handing the bag of Girl Scout cookies and drugs to the security guard of the hospital? That I work at? Minor technicality.
In my defense, it was Nexium. Call it a relief aid just in case the lemon cookies were from the recalled Lemon Chalet boxes. Community service at its best.
Which one of you will send a nail file to break me out of jail? Just don’t send it in a cake – it’s lent. And please, NOT IN THE COOKIES.