Q-W-E-R-T-Y « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowQ-W-E-R-T-Y

Published on Thursday, October 18, 2012 by

Today’s photo challenge topic is Querty!  Hey MikeWJ, I think Barbie is calling your name!

Qwerty Doll


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  • I have no words. You are one strange and brilliant woman, Katherine!

    • I couldn’t agree more. How hard did you laugh?

  • Pat Kumicich

    where’s Ken?

  • I’m with Ziva. There is just too much going on here to leave a coherent comment. (I’m so grateful I wasn’t drinking my Diet Coke when I saw this. Dayum, woman, that would have been some ugly.)

  • Danielle Batog

    Unbelievably funny!!!

  • I want some of what you’ve been drinking! Wow! Too much for my morning before I’ve had my medications…

  • Barb Paige

    Does Barbie know she has a “q” around her whoo haa?

    • PERFECT! I wish I’d thought of that one. I also often wish I was British.

  • Very funny…especially the Q placement. Were there any keyboards harmed in the making of this post?

  • Mike’s name is Q?

  • Ron


    Katherine, this photo is freakin’ BRILLIANT!

    So clever you are!

    OMG…I laughed my butt off! I LOVE where you placed the “Q” on Barbie!!!


  • Now who’s creepy? LOL! This is genius, Katherine.

  • Coco

    Creepy and I like it! Lol

  • LOLOL!!! This is like a creepy version of Toy Story. Very well done.

  • ladyV

    hahah funny and what is she doing to the letter q. kegel-ing it to death?

  • Jamie Baker

    That’s awesome, but I have to ask… Whose keyboard bit it so you could make this photo?

  • Mel

    Ohhhhhh……very very clever!!

  • I am hysterical laughing right now!

  • Oh, that’s good!

  • MikeWJ

    Okay, I’m going to come back in a few minutes when I can think of something to say. I hope.

    • MikeWJ

      I’m back. It’s not that I have something fantastic to say, mind you. It’s just that I said I’d come back, and here I am, still somewhat rattled and yet strangely captivated by this marvelous shadowbox of a photo that you created with your odd collection of objects and typewriter keys. To my eye, it’s the most interesting take on today’s theme and not only because we can see up poor Barbie’s skirt and well into the Promised Land. It also reminds me of the work of one of my favorite artists, Joseph Cornell (look him up if you get the chance, his work’s very evocative and strange).

      Anyway, I love naughty Barbie, partly because she looks slightly inebriated and has mussed hair that raises a lot of intriguing questions about what she’s been doing with Ken in that shapely party dress she’s wearing with her hot-pink boots and without her knickers, and partly because I spent the last hour or so running through all the Q words I could remember trying to figure why I was certain there was an association between Barbie’s private parts and the letter Q.

      And then it suddenly hit me: The old English word, Quim. I haven’t heard or said it in years and years and years, and I won’t repeat what it means here because it’s widely known that I’m a well-mannered gentleman who watches his language around delicate young women such as yourself. I don’t know if you chose it accidentally or deliberately. But either way, it’s wonderfully appropriate, and I thank you for bringing it to mind because words are magical. Even — or maybe especially — the fun dirty ones that make us wince and smile at the same time. Which is exactly what I’m doing now. 😉

      • I have no words. I am simply sitting here reading this with the biggest, dumbest grin on my face!

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