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The Meanest Halloween Sign EVER!
Published on Saturday, October 30, 2010 by

dog poop sign

Dear Neighbor,

I’ve recently noticed the new fancy sign you placed in your front yard.  I’m writing this letter in response to your really funny sign.  You don’t mind, do you?

  • Having put my elderly sick dog down a month ago, I must admit to shuddering at the “stiff and hard” line.  I’m just sayin’….
  • I have a new dog now.  Just so you know.  And she poops when we go on walks.  A lot.  I’m talking three to four times!  But just so you know, I bring five bags with me.  The poop immediately goes in the bags.  No matter where she deposits it.  So I guarantee you that any poop you have found in your yard has NOT been my dog’s poop.  Honest.
  • My kids have threatened to go poop in your yard.  And so have the neighbor’s kids just down from you.  And the kids just down from them.  Because they saw your sign.  And they have dogs.  And they love their dogs.  All loose and soft.  Oh yea and breathing.
  • Did you select this sign over the one about the last kids who played in your yard?  Good choice!

I just love your funny new sign.  I laugh every time I walk by it.  Really!  I do have to ask though.  That dog I see looking out of your window… I worry about him pooping in your yard.  I have a few bags if you need them.



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