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  • You can dress me up…. You can dress me up…. Published on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 by
    ..but you can’t take me anywhere!  I was at our annual church Winter Festival, waiting patiently in the buffet line for what looked like absolutely delicious food.  The line split into two so folks could serve themselves from both sides of the tables.  The way the lines were moving, a...
  • I Performed a CLASSIC! I Performed a CLASSIC! Published on Saturday, January 12, 2008 by
    January means basketball for my family.  Between the two boys, we are running to four games a weekend.  Each game is at a different school and is loaded with people. Last week I managed to perform a classic.  Everyone was seated in anticipation of the second half.  My daughter and w...
  • Brown Nosing – 7-11 Coffee Style! Brown Nosing – 7-11 Coffee St... Published on Wednesday, January 2, 2008 by
    I admit it – I love 7-11 dark mountain roast coffee with a passion. Every day after lunch I pick up a refill cup and drink it at my desk. A few weeks ago I purchased a new 7-11 coffee mug – a really cool one with a wide base and top. After showing it off to a few fellow coffee lover...
  • Great Christmas Shopper Practical Joke! Great Christmas Shopper Practical J... Published on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 by
    Yesterday my 14 year old son and I were finishing the last bit of Christmas shopping – something I hate doing in large stores.  I paid no attention to his wandering behind me as I paid.  As we were finally walking out, he began to smile and said, “Mom, watch how many people start t...
  • Polar Express Mishap! Polar Express Mishap! Published on Friday, December 14, 2007 by
    Not embarrassing for me, but certainly for the Botanical Gardens!  We went to a wonderful event last night with a group of girl scouts that included cocoa, cookies and a reading of The Polar Express.  In the end of this book a boy receives a special bell from Santa.  It can only be hear...
  • Asleep in the Bleachers, Doritos Style! Asleep in the Bleachers, Doritos St... Published on Monday, December 3, 2007 by
    These pictures were taken of my son with my cell phone during a school basketball game.  He had been at a scout campout the previous night, with only one hour of sleep before I picked him up the following day.  Although I strongly suggested it, he didn't take a nap before the day'...
  • Revenge Against Your Mean Big Brother! Revenge Against Your Mean Big Broth... Published on Thursday, November 29, 2007 by
    This is more funny than embarrassing, but certainly worth the post!  When I was in high school, my best friend had a teenage brother who would pick on her quite often.  One day, her mother was making liver pate for a party she was attending that evening.  The liver pate was placed in...
  • Is Anybody In There? Is Anybody In There? Published on Sunday, November 25, 2007 by
    Over Thanksgiving, we went to my mother's house with my teenage son's friend in tow.  As I was packing today, I went to clean the bathroom and found the door locked.  I knocked and no one answered, so I used an ice pick to jimmy the door open to clean it. Shortly after, my son ...
  • How Do You Burble A Pea? How Do You Burble A Pea? Published on Thursday, November 22, 2007 by
    Happy Embarrassing Thanksgiving!  Today at the Thanksgiving dinner table, I remembered my father teaching us to "burble peas" when we were children.  I mentioned it, and was questioned about it by one of our guests.  "How do you do that?"  So in front of everyone (all eating, by th...
  • Is That A….. Is That A….. Published on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 by
    Predictably, I have a new one every day!  I went to 7-11 to get a cup of amazing 7-11 coffee, and a male co-worker came along to get something as well.  As I was parking, he looked at my dash and said, "Is that a FINGERNAIL on your dash?!" Sure enough, one of my boys had left a na...
  • Doin’ the Bump! Doin’ the Bump! Published on Monday, November 19, 2007 by
    A memory burned in to my brain.  Seventh grade.  My first dance, held in the cafeteria.  Low lights, disco ball, great music.  Then a boy actually asked me to dance!  Do you remember the song, "The Bump?"  Face it, it was great at the time.... so off we go, weaving through the cro...
  • Five Guys Burgers and Fries Five Guys Burgers and Fries Published on Sunday, November 18, 2007 by
    Not the worst, but just more proof that my life revolves around embarrassment.  This one wasn't even my fault! Last night we were waiting for our food at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  They called out, "24!" and mom said, "That's it!  That's our order!  Michael, help your mother get ...
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