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  • Gorillas Already A Bit Windy.. Gorillas Already A Bit Windy.. Published on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by
    Brussels Sprouts are packed with Vitamin C and other healthful ingredients.  But to apes, they sure pack a punch in another way!   In Dudley, the Bornean orang-utans often enjoy local veggies in harvest, donated by nearby markets.  Recently, they have been enjoying fresh Brussels Spro...
  • Hissssssss! Hissssssss! Published on Thursday, December 11, 2008 by
    Yesterday I went to Curves and plunked my gym bag down on the bathroom floor – ready to change into my workout clothes.  As I was closing the door I heard a strange hissing sound.  Hisssssssssssssssss….!  Hmmm, what is THAT sound?   I stood for a second, trying to pinpoint the u...
  • Neighbor Goes Squirrely Neighbor Goes Squirrely Published on Thursday, October 2, 2008 by
    I live in a well established neighborhood that is a nice mix of both young couples and elderly folks.  Some of these older residents have been there forever.  Most are active, friendly and look out for everyone else.  But there are some that have nothing better to do than worry about th...
  • Pardon me, Ma’am… Pardon me, Ma’am… Published on Monday, September 29, 2008 by
    Me and my big mouth.  This is my latest and one of my greatest.  Picture me in an elevator full of women, with a young man standing in the corner.  He said to everyone in the elevator, “Excuse me, have any of you ladies caught a buzz?”  There was TOTAL silence.  No one spoke!  So...
  • What are these shrimp-like creatures? What are these shrimp-like creature... Published on Friday, August 15, 2008 by
    Can you help to name these shrimp-like creatures?  While we were at Little Island in Sandbridge, located in Virginia Beach, we found these tiny little creatures holding on to the seaweed that was connected to a pier piling under the water. Then we saw they were also out of the water, craw...
  • What is this Strange Creature?? What is this Strange Creature?? Published on Saturday, July 19, 2008 by
      While in Corolla, NC, we saw an animal that was very unusual.  We were five houses from the beach, with open space behind us.  In this open space we often see deer, fox and feral cats.  There are also rabbits and snakes.  But we have NO idea what this animal was!   Whe...
  • Lookin’ Good for the Ex-Boyfriend! Lookin’ Good for the Ex-Boyfr... Published on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 by
     On my way to work, I stopped in at a "quickie mart" to grab a cup of coffee.  As I turned the corner, I nearly ran into an OLD BOYFRIEND.  I could not believe it.  Was my hair straight?  How did I look? I talked to him for a good five minutes.  Certain I had impressed him, I got ...
  • Don’t Look At My Butt! Don’t Look At My Butt! Published on Sunday, May 4, 2008 by
    We all like to think we look fabulous, don't we?  This week I didn't necessarily feel fabulous, but I thought I was dressed neatly - at the minimum. Walking down the hall at work, two ladies behind me said, "Ummm, we hate to tell you this... but you have something on your butt."  Now, it...
  • What did they think I was doing, anyway?! What did they think I was doing, an... Published on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by
    This is a great one.  My co-worker and I have just joined Curves together.  This is a workout gym for women just down the street from us - perfect for the lunch hour!  We haven't mentioned it to anyone else - we want to wait until people start noticing the results. Our first day was ...
  • Another Great Funny Sign! Another Great Funny Sign! Published on Monday, March 3, 2008 by
      Another fabulous sign from my favorite Chinese food restaurant.  Pictured is the view from the the ordering window.  As you look up, you will see a box stategicaly placed over the cooler, stating, "Keep Forks On Floor."  What?!? Obviously, this is a message about fork lifts...
  • Barf on Board! Barf on Board! Published on Friday, February 22, 2008 by
    Imagine a trip to the Virgin Islands at only 13 years old.  The sun, the sand, the opportunity to try a Pina Colada… it was a dream come true! Sure enough, when I was in seventh grade my parents took my older brother and me to St. Croix for a family vacation.  There I indeed got...
  • Funny Iphone Ringtone with the Wrong Lyrics! Funny Iphone Ringtone with the Wron... Published on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 by
    My brother recently got an Iphone, and was discussing which ring tone he would have for each daughter. His youngest, 9, said there was a song she had heard that was "pretty cool" and that she would like to have it as her ring tone. My niece then began to describe the song. "It is about som...
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