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  • Over the River and Through the Woods… Over the River and Through the Wood... Published on Wednesday, November 21, 2012 by
    … to Grandmother’s house, we gooooooo!  Indeed, tomorrow after work I’ll be packing my bags and heading to Corolla.  To Grandma’s house!  Technically, there are some woods.  And we will cross a few rivers.  But we’ll be taking a car rather than a horse drawn sleigh.  I’...
  • Your First Childhood Memory Your First Childhood Memory Published on Tuesday, November 20, 2012 by
    I was watching a black and white TV show that had a man standing next to a TV.  Inside that television was a man standing next to a TV.  And inside that one was a man standing next to a TV.  The images continued until they were too small to see. When I awoke from this dream, I pe...
  • Whole Foods Virgin Whole Foods Virgin Published on Monday, November 19, 2012 by
    Before today, I was a Whole Foods Virgin.  But no more.  Today, I am finally a real woman.  Indeed, I have officially been to Whole Foods. This fancy-schmancy store opened just a short while ago, but I haven’t been brave enough to try it.  I began to think about it when a friend of ...
  • I’m a Failure I’m a Failure Published on Sunday, November 18, 2012 by
    This weekend I found myself at home rather than away.  You know what that means, don’t you?  Sigh.  It means I have no excuses.  Time to clean. Three hours in to sweeping, picking up, sorting and marveling at how wrecked things have gotten around me I came to a realization. Other t...
  • Man Up, Moon! Man Up, Moon! Published on Saturday, November 17, 2012 by
    My new dog is all boy.  Well… most of the time he is all boy.  And when he isn’t, my 19-year-old son complains. “Moon!  Stop whining like a girl!  Mom!  He’s doing it again!  Moon, quit sounding like a girl!" I say let him be what he wants to be.  Moon is in touch with h...
  • I Do I Do I Do Believe In Ghosts… I Do I Do I Do Believe In Ghosts... Published on Friday, November 16, 2012 by
    Day 16 of NaBloPoMo is SCARRRRYYYYYYYYYY!  The topic is kind of scary too.  I am actually more interested in what YOUR answer is to this question! Would you buy your dream house if the price was right BUT you also were told it was inhabited by ghosts? How many ghost stories have you ...
  • Needles in my Skin Needles in my Skin Published on Thursday, November 15, 2012 by
    First, the doctor puts a needle in to your skin until it hits the nerve.  Then he sends electricity through the needle.  As the electricity is going through your nerve, he tells you to move your hand or arm.  With the needle still in it.  That was my morning.  An Electromyogram and Ne...
  • The ONE Meal I NEVER Ruin! The ONE Meal I NEVER Ruin! Published on Wednesday, November 14, 2012 by
    Today I decided to go with the suggested topic for NaBloPoMo’s day 14. “Tell us about the best meal you ever cooked.” So this is the deal.  Before kids, I would spend hours preparing one meal.  I love cooking.  It’s therapeutic, don’t you think? And then came the kids.  ...
  • Can A Fish Live With A Hook In It? Can A Fish Live With A Hook In It? Published on Tuesday, November 13, 2012 by
    I promised I would tell you something “crazy weird” about the puppy drum I caught this weekend.  And that I could prove or disprove an old fisherman’s story.  Day 13 of NaBloPoMo gives me an opportunity to tell you a fish tale.  But a TRUE one!  Honest! How many of you have hear...
  • A Keeper – Finally! A Keeper – Finally! Published on Monday, November 12, 2012 by
    Months.  We have all tried for months to get that pie in the sky keeper puppy drum.  I cannot begin to tell you how hard it is to put a 17 ¾ inch drum back in the ocean.  It just isn’t the legal 18 inches.  So close.  OH SO CLOSE! But the North Carolina game wardens don’t play g...
  • Sandy vs. Corolla’s Dunes Sandy vs. Corolla’s Dunes Published on Sunday, November 11, 2012 by
    I am so happy to say that overall, Corolla was spared a great deal when Sandy blew through.  All the houses near us are intact and there is minimal debris or standing water around the neighborhood.  But how did the dunes fare? Every year the locals kindly and gently find themselves talk...
  • How did it get from Here to Here? How did it get from Here to Here? Published on Saturday, November 10, 2012 by
    Weekend Nablopomo – Woot! Sometimes I will realize that something completely normal to me might actually look a little strange to someone else.  For instance, last week I was at my desk when my eyes happened upon my open purse.  To me, nothing looked out of the ordinary.  But then I ...
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