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Published on Saturday, September 14, 2013 by

Ziva and Mike have asked the crazy folk in this photo challenge to represent “NSFW” today.  Oh that is EASY.  If you know me well, I bet you can even guess.

Me and a pair of scissors.  DEFINITELY not safe for work!

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  • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

    I dread to think what the scissors are used for!

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I have tried to cut ties around cables a few times and actually cut the cables… oops!!

      • http://beetle-blog.com/ babs (beetle)

        Oh, you’re a bit like Mo then hahaha! She once bought me a lovely top as a gift, cut the labels off and cut a hole in the top. BUT she had it folded at the time and the hole was right in the front.

  • http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/ nonamedufus

    Just where do you work? I want to avoid it.

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      Only when I have scissors… other than that it is usually safe. ;)

  • Jay of The Depp Effect

    Now that’s funny! I’m actually quite safe with scissors. It’s knives you have to watch me with!

  • http://zivainferno.blogspot.com Ziva

    Haha, I hope you didn’t hurt yourself taking this photo! ;)

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I was OH SO CLOSE!

  • http://www.triloquist.net/ Ron

    Faaaaaaaaaaaabulous photo for this theme, Katherine!

    It’s looks like an ad/poster for a new SLASHER movie! Love the expression on your face!!!!

    X

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I tried some regular pictures and realized a goofy face was actually the best route! ha ha!

  • ReformingGeek

    Yikes! Take a deep breath, put down those scissors, and slowly walk away.

    Sigh.

    Great photo!

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I actually put them right back in the drawer after the picture. I know myself TOOOOO well!

  • Tami Von Zalez

    And for God sakes, don’t RUN with them Katherine!

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      Running… NOW!

  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ Nicky

    *backs slowly away from computer*

    Just put the scissors down, Katherine. You don’t need to do this… ;-)

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      Oh but I do I do!!!

  • http://mommamiameaculpa.com/ meleahrebeccah

    You’re soooooo funny, Katherine!!

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I had a few pictures of me with scissors… smiling etc. Then I made a goofy face and decided that HAD to be the one.

      • http://mommamiameaculpa.com/ meleahrebeccah

        Good call!

  • http://thinkspin.com/ Lauren

    That is a wonderful picture. It’s hilarious. It reminds me of someone I used to work with.

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      And they are in jail now?

  • http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com/ Agent 54

    Where are your safety glasses, young lady?

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I cut them by accident!

  • http://www.doorinface.com/ Nora Blithe

    You had a hard time in Kindergarten huh?

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      You know what!??? That made me remember! When my first was in pre-k and they were being let out, the teacher met me at the door. She held up a big yellow sun cut out of construction paper and said, “David needs to work on his cutting skills.” I STILL have that wacky messed up wonderful sun hanging in my room…. so I guess it runs in the family!

  • Jackal

    well I sure hope you’re not a hairdresser !

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      That made me laugh out loud!!! Nope… certainly not a hair dresser. And the few times I have tried to trim my kids’ bangs? Bad bad bad!

  • http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/ Paula Larew Wooters

    Uh, Katherine… that picture is just a little scary. I’m beginning to understand now why fake barbie hasn’t yet put in an appearance in this challenge…

    • http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com/ Paula Larew Wooters

      OH… and promise me you won’t even think of running with those scissors!

      • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

        What do you think happened to my hair!!!!? I ran with scissors! Darn!

  • http://artofbeingconflicted.com Cheryl P.

    Scary…very, very scary. I suppose that might be true about scissors not being safe unless you are a seamstress. You aren’t a seamstress, are you????

  • http://www.astarinmyownuniverse.com/ Traci Shannon

    I have never been more scared of a pair of scissors in my life! :-)
    Traci

  • http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ mike

    Shocking!

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    At least you’re not running.

  • MalisaHargrove

    My daughter-in-law is a psychiatrist. I’ll send you her number.