Self talk. We all do it. Think about it – no pun intended. Our minds are constantly chattering. Picture yourself driving alone or trying to fall asleep. Your brain is always noting things, thinking about things, questioning things – you are constantly talking to yourself.
Wait. I am assuming an awful lot. Maybe it’s just me. Probably. Yup, most likely. OK, so I will rephrase that. I hear my brain chatter all the time. You know, just making note of things. “Oh, that is so pretty.” “I’m really tired.” “If I repainted the living room, what color would I use?”
Driving home today, I began to think about, well, things I had thought about this weekend. And then I imagined saying these things out loud to a stranger who might not know the context in which they were thought. Surely I would be locked up.
So here are a few things that ran through my mind this weekend.
- Apollo is sexy, but what’s with that ear?
- Whoa, there are little creatures swimming in there.
- Do lesbian couples HAVE to have a “who is the man and who is the woman” thing, or is that just something from TV?
- They have a row of TIKI GUYS on their lawn!
- Its 4:00 and I haven’t eaten anything today. Chalk one up for gastroparesis.
- Holy CRAP, this is a FREAKING MASION!
- Why do I have to struggle so much to simply buy groceries. I’m smart and I know how to make websites, so there has GOT to be a way to keep me from barely keeping my head above water.
- Stupid Google.
- That’s what she said.
- I smell poop.
- I want that cupcake SO BAD but it is Lent. I can’t eat the cupcake I can’t eat the cupcake I can’t eat the cupcake.
- Why can’t anyone flush the toilet around here?
- If I was gay I would so flirt with her.
- I am eating a tarantula.
- I have a strange change in my breast and they can’t get me in until March?!
- I want to make more money so I can secretly give to other people.
- He didn’t come home last night. YES!
- That house has been empty for over a year.
- I would do Johnny Depp even if he was dressed as the Mad Hatter.
- I haven’t been on a curly slide in YEARS!
- What did the dog eat that was red?
Seriously. Are these things so important that my brain had to form an internal sentence about them? If I had Tourette’s Syndrome I’d be in trouble.
I would LOVE for you to take a minute to think about what has run across YOUR mind in the last few days. How bizarre, mundane or freakish has YOUR brain chatter been? Extra points for honesty!
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