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How NOT to keep your Job at McDonald’s
Published on Tuesday, June 17, 2014 by

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Leaving Corolla after two trips to the beach had my daughter and I parched. I treated myself to a skinny Oprah iced chai, while she was craving a “coke no ice.” It was the weekend, so why not?

The canadian pharmacy viagra with soda was McDonalds. I don’t think I have been to a McDonald’s drive thru since the kids were five and under. Happily, my experience was beyond entertaining, minus the happy meal and apple pie.

“May I help you?”
“Yes please. I need a medium Coke, no ice.”
“Thank you. Please drive to the first window.”

It all seemed innocent enough. When I made it to the aforementioned first window, I waited while listening to a teenage boy taking someone’s order through the headset. When he was obviously off the “call,” he turned to me and began to rant in an amazingly wonderful sarcastic voice:

“Yes, I’ll have a Big Mac, ten orders of chicken nuggets and FIFTY THOUSAND QUARTER POUNDERS WITH CHEESE! Really?! What are people thinking!? I can’t even look at this guy… I FEEL LIKE I AM KILLING HIM!”

There was silence as we briefly sized each other up. And then I burst out laughing. I exclaimed, “I didn’t know the Coke would come with a show! I can’t believe you said all that. You are freaking AWESOME!”

You have to appreciate the poor kid’s situation. He lives in a major tourist spot that is known for sun, sand and serenity. Rather than being able to enjoy it himself on summer break, he has to work at McDonald’s serving tired visitors and crabby tourons. And hungry people. VERY HUNGRY PEOPLE.

No wonder the poor guy blew.

I’m thinking this disgruntled McDonald’s employee will not be able to hold his job for the whole summer. Little does he know, however, that during his can you buy viagra online yahoo answers of employment, he brought at least one unsuspecting customer very great is it legal to buy viagra online.  And if he gets fired, there is where to buy safe generic viagra the post office!

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  • http://comedyplus.blogspot.com/ comedyplus

    Bwahahahahahahahaha. I love this and yes we nailed McDonald’s. Great minds and all that.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

  • http://www.triloquist.net/ Ron

    Bwhahahahahahahaha! OMG, Katherine, not only am I laughing at what the kid said (which I think was HILARIOUS, btw), but your final photo (with edit) was BRILLIANT! You are soooooooo clever!

    ” I treated myself to a skinny Oprah iced chai.”

    I have not tried one of those myself, but I know so many people who have and they love them! Isn’t something how when Oprah endorses something, it becomes a MAJOR got-to-have-it? She onetime endorsed a body cream that my company produced. So many people wanted it that the company couldn’t keep up with the production demand, so they had to make a ‘wait list!”

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      I actually like both the Tazo and the Oprah. I remember feeling SO STUPID the first time I ordered a large “Oprah Chai.” I mean… REALLY… that sounds so dumb! Ha ha ha! I like spicy chai… Oprah’s is a bit spicier than the Tazo… I think that is why I like it.

  • http://www.indigoroth.com/ Indigo Roth

    Hey Katherine. The
    woman on the McDs drive-thru window berated me for eating ice cream on a cloudy day a couple of
    weeks ago. I think you got the better end of it. Indigo x

    • http://www.shoot-me-now.com Katherine Murray

      HA HA HA HA so you aren’t supposed to eat ice cream on a cloudy day?? It keeps it from melting!! She doesn’t know ANYTHING! :) I remember being freezing in the middle of winter as a child and yet the family went to Baskin Robbins and got ice cream…. ice cream is good ANY day!