OK, so I come by my embarrassing moments honestly. My mother was recently in a mattress store shopping for a good mattress for the spare bedroom. As anyone should, she was testing the few she really liked by lying down on them to see which was more comfortable.
Soon, a salesman was walking by with another shopper. Just as they passed by, my mother rolled over and accidentally broke wind – in a manner no one could miss. How embarrassing! The apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree!
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