Lush Haiku, French Style!

Published on Friday, February 8, 2013 by Katherine

*** IMPORTANT ALERT*** I wrote this and scheduled it before I saw Nicky wrote texting Haiku. How embarrassing. But it is late and I’m tired. My bad, Nicky! Day eight of the WWFC blog writing challenge brings the subject “French.” I think it is time to reveal the monkey on my back. My addiction. My downfall. My name is Katherine Murray, and I am a Lushaholic.

Today I went to Lush.

Stinky soaps, lotions, potions and shampoo bars.

Smelling like a French Whore!

Waaaait… could it be? Is that her? Has Fake Barbie returned!?

http://nonamedufus.blogspot.com/ nonamedufus

You’ll have to elaborate. I know nothing about French whores.
Mel

LOLOL Well, LOOK who’s lurking!

A trip and snagged up smelly stuff is GOOD for self care, methinks.
Barbie…..notsomuch. LOLOL
http://artofbeingconflicted.com Cheryl P.

I have never heard of Lush. As far as using a Haiku. Isn’t that always odd when things coincide. Creative minds sometimes think alike.
http://wheresthefunnyhere.blogspot.com/ Laughing Mom

It looks like a cool store, but I would have trouble walking around on such a slanted floor.
http://www.hoohaablog.com/ P.J.

Well, that’s an interesting use of the French theme.
http://www.triloquist.net Ron

OMG, it’s so funny that you posted this about LUSH, Katherine, because we have one here in Philly and I walked right by it just the other day. Yes, you can actually smell it from the street when the doors are open during the summer months.

Love the Barbie!!!

X
Tami Von Zalez

How did I know this was going to be a fake Barbie post? I was just hoping ~ love it! You’ve got to go and check out my REAL French Barbie …
http://thegoodthebadtheworse.blogspot.com Linda Medrano

French whores actually don’t smell half bad, Katherine.
http://www.stubbornfool.com/ Shawn Ohara

In order of preference, my favourite smelling whores are …..
http://zivainferno.blogspot.com Ziva

Now I kind of want to smell like a French whore. Never thought I’d say that.
- http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ Nicky
  
  Please say it again.
http://www.indigoroth.com/ Indigo Roth

Hey Katherine! Good grief woman, do they have LUSH in the States? Or (gasp) are you a BRIT?! =O Indigo
http://www.weworkforcheese.com/ Nicky

No need to apologize Katherine. I like your Haiku better than mine!
mikewjattoomanymornings

I’ve been to Lush. I like the smell of French whore a lot.

And I don’t think that’s Fake Barbie.
http://prosaicshadesofgray.com/ KZ

This haiku is more complex than most. There’s assonance, consonance, and even a funny punchline. Those poor French whores really do get a bad name, don’t they?

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Lush Haiku, French Style!