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Lush Haiku, French Style!
Published on Friday, February 8, 2013 by

*** IMPORTANT ALERT***  I wrote this and scheduled it before I saw Nicky wrote texting Haiku.  How embarrassing.  But it is late and I’m tired.  My bad, Nicky!  Day eight of the WWFC blog writing challenge brings the subject “French.”  I think it is time to reveal the monkey on my back.  My addiction.  My downfall.  My name is Katherine Murray, and I am a Lushaholic.

MacArthur Center Lush Store

Today I went to Lush.

Stinky soaps, lotions, potions and shampoo bars.

Smelling like a French Whore!

 

fake barbie

Waaaait… could it be? Is that her? Has Fake Barbie returned!?

 

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  • You’ll have to elaborate. I know nothing about French whores.

  • Mel

    LOLOL Well, LOOK who’s lurking!

    A trip and snagged up smelly stuff is GOOD for self care, methinks.
    Barbie…..notsomuch. LOLOL

  • I have never heard of Lush. As far as using a Haiku. Isn’t that always odd when things coincide. Creative minds sometimes think alike.

  • It looks like a cool store, but I would have trouble walking around on such a slanted floor.

  • Well, that’s an interesting use of the French theme. 😉

  • Ron

    OMG, it’s so funny that you posted this about LUSH, Katherine, because we have one here in Philly and I walked right by it just the other day. Yes, you can actually smell it from the street when the doors are open during the summer months.

    Love the Barbie!!!

    X

  • Tami Von Zalez

    How did I know this was going to be a fake Barbie post? I was just hoping ~ love it! You’ve got to go and check out my REAL French Barbie …

  • French whores actually don’t smell half bad, Katherine.

  • In order of preference, my favourite smelling whores are …..

  • Now I kind of want to smell like a French whore. Never thought I’d say that.

    • Please say it again. 🙂

  • Hey Katherine! Good grief woman, do they have LUSH in the States? Or (gasp) are you a BRIT?! =O Indigo

  • No need to apologize Katherine. I like your Haiku better than mine! 🙂

  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    I’ve been to Lush. I like the smell of French whore a lot.

    And I don’t think that’s Fake Barbie.

  • KZ

    This haiku is more complex than most. There’s assonance, consonance, and even a funny punchline. Those poor French whores really do get a bad name, don’t they?

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