Listen to Many, Tweet to a Few

Published on Sunday, February 16, 2014 by Katherine

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Day 16 of this writing challenge gives us, “Shakespearean English.”  WHAT?!?  How did I miss that??!  Shakespearean English?!!!!  WHAT!?!?!?

Alas, would that I could taketh back my spongy tweeteth.

Alas, Twitter will not give me leave to hiteth delete, finding me in a pickle.

Fie!  I tweeteth about my underthings, “It smells to high heaven!”  Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!”  Fie!  I spoketh of my itching palm!

To those who retweeteth my tweet?  “A plague on both your houses!”

Farewell to all my greatness.  Now, with bated breath I waiteth for Facebook to open.