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Listen to Many, Tweet to a Few
Published on Sunday, February 16, 2014 by

Day 16 of this writing challenge gives us, “Shakespearean English.”  WHAT?!?  How did I miss that??!  Shakespearean English?!!!!  WHAT!?!?!?

Alas, would that I could taketh back my spongy tweeteth.

Alas, Twitter will not give me leave to hiteth delete, finding me in a pickle.

Fie!  I tweeteth about my underthings, “It smells to high heaven!”  Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!”  Fie!  I spoketh of my itching palm!

To those who retweeteth my tweet?  “A plague on both your houses!”

Farewell to all my greatness.  Now, with bated breath I waiteth for Facebook to open.

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  • Ron

    “Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!” Fie! I spoketh of my itching palm!”

    Bwhahahhahahaha! Katherine, that was BRILLIANT!

    And I LOVE the photograph! Hilarious!

    Great post for this theme!

  • ReformingGeek

    These things cannot be unseeneth. Sigh.

    • Each comment I read makes me laugh more and more and more! HA HA HA !!!!

  • Cadeaux

    Um…get thee to a gastroenterologist.

    • HA HA HA everyone’s comments are KILLING ME! That is AWESOME!

  • Oh my, he hath a spot upon his bum.

  • I think it’s gonna take a double double toil and trouble to get that sport out. I hate when that happens.

  • frankleemeidere

    I think what I find truly amazing is that you can actually find a picture of this on the Internet.

    • Ha ha the briefs are from wiki… I ummm…. “enhanced” them LOL!

  • I have nothing to say. That’s a first.

  • Out, damned spot, indeed! (It might take a bit of a pre-soak.)


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