Listen to Many, Tweet to a Few

Published on Sunday, February 16, 2014 by Katherine

Day 16 of this writing challenge gives us, “Shakespearean English.” WHAT?!? How did I miss that??! Shakespearean English?!!!! WHAT!?!?!?

Alas, would that I could taketh back my spongy tweeteth.

Alas, Twitter will not give me leave to hiteth delete, finding me in a pickle.

Fie! I tweeteth about my underthings, “It smells to high heaven!” Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!” Fie! I spoketh of my itching palm!

To those who retweeteth my tweet? “A plague on both your houses!”

Farewell to all my greatness. Now, with bated breath I waiteth for Facebook to open.

Tags: funny shakespeare itching palm shakespeare tweet spongy means drunk stained underwear

Ron

“Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!” Fie! I spoketh of my itching palm!”

Bwhahahhahahaha! Katherine, that was BRILLIANT!

And I LOVE the photograph! Hilarious!

Great post for this theme!
X
- Katherine Murray
  
  XXXOOO!!!!
ReformingGeek

These things cannot be unseeneth. Sigh.
- Katherine Murray
  
  Each comment I read makes me laugh more and more and more! HA HA HA !!!!
Cadeaux

Um…get thee to a gastroenterologist.
- Katherine Murray
  
  HA HA HA everyone’s comments are KILLING ME! That is AWESOME!
Linda R.

Oh my, he hath a spot upon his bum.
- Katherine Murray
  
  Linda I laughed nearly to tears on that one!
nonamedufus

I think it’s gonna take a double double toil and trouble to get that sport out. I hate when that happens.
- Katherine Murray
  
  Yea I know, right?!?!?
frankleemeidere

I think what I find truly amazing is that you can actually find a picture of this on the Internet.
- Katherine Murray
  
  Ha ha the briefs are from wiki… I ummm…. “enhanced” them LOL!
Linda Medrano

I have nothing to say. That’s a first.
Paula Larew Wooters

Out, damned spot, indeed! (It might take a bit of a pre-soak.)
meleahrebeccah

BAhhAhHAhHAHhHAhHAhHAhHAhHAhHAhA!