Day 16 of this writing challenge gives us, “Shakespearean English.” WHAT?!? How did I miss that??! Shakespearean English?!!!! WHAT!?!?!?
Alas, would that I could taketh back my spongy tweeteth.
Alas, Twitter will not give me leave to hiteth delete, finding me in a pickle.
Fie! I tweeteth about my underthings, “It smells to high heaven!” Methinks I said, “Come out, damned spot!” Fie! I spoketh of my itching palm!
To those who retweeteth my tweet? “A plague on both your houses!”
Farewell to all my greatness. Now, with bated breath I waiteth for Facebook to open.