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Lady In Red
Published on Tuesday, May 21, 2013 by

I was sitting at a stoplight when I spied her.  The most well kept mother I have ever seen in my life.

Just look!  Her gorgeous red dress flows over her beautifully rounded pregnant belly.  The hue of her flowing gown matches the rich tones of the stroller….with umbrella included.

A perfect purebred dog is patiently waiting for direction.  She sports Ray-Ban sunglasses minus a single scratch or chip.  And she has a calm about her that most women can only dream of.

Sadly, all I had was my cell phone, making the zoomed in picture blurry at best.  Nevertheless, it represents the basic idea of how stunning this pregnant mother was.  She was truly… the Lady in Red.

   lady-in-red

If this were me, the reality of it would be the following:

messy-mom

Motherhood.  It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it!

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  • Mel

    ROFLMAO

    Oh dearheart….I sooooooooooooooo relate to the second photo.
    I’m WITH ya on all points! ‘Cept for the vomiting dog….mine would be stuffed in the stroller with the vomiting child. Lazy dog……

  • Ron

    Bwhahahahahahahhaa!

    Katherine, BRILLIANT!!!! Your captions are hilarious!

    “Too late. Rolled over dog poop”

    Bwhahahahahahahaha!

    This reminds me of how the models look in glamour magazines (photo #1) where everything is touched up perfectly; not realizing what goes on BEHIND the camera (photo #2)!!!!

    GREAT post, my friend!

    X

  • How funny but maybe …just maybe…the lady in red does has all kinds of crazy going on that you can tell by just looking.

    Maybe she is wearing a long dress because the hair on her legs is longer than her dog’s fur.

    Maybe she isn’t pregnant at all but the 100 pound weight gain from the last pregnancy is slow at coming off.

    Maybe if you stood close to her you would smell the rancid aroma of her hair that while it looks well coiffed…in fact has been plastered to her head because of how oily it is.

    She carries the umbrella because she is trying to not get direct sunlight on the mole that has a suspicious look about it.

    OK…you look at the glass half full…I drink the glass dry.

  • Hey Katherine! Oh shoot, you could rock this dress. You just need to be pregnant; any plans? 😉

  • Um. Wow. I never looked THAT together pregnant OR with a baby. Let alone BOTH. Quite impressive.

    I looked MUCH more like the photo you drew on!

  • LOL! You must read my latest post. I think you will relate. Motherhood — It’s not for sissies — I being a huge sissy, which is why I only have a Chihuahua and a cat.

  • I don’t know if that’s calm or heat stroke. 🙂

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