Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You A Manly Man

Published on Friday, October 16, 2009 by Katherine

Today I am going to introduce you to Danny. He is the manliest of men, even after 50. He hunts ducks. He plays golf. He can get his boat in and out of the water in almost 4 minutes flat. He surfs. He has saved many lives at the oceanfront. He lifts weights. He fixes cars. There is NO question to his manliness.

But today, I am sure many people in our building questioned “said manliness.” On a dare, he walked to the middle of our work parking lot and struck a pose. And another, and another.

We have a five story building, and every office has a window that looks out to the parking lot. The chief executive officer has an office on the top floor. Now, imagine working at your desk and looking out to the following:

You know, you just have to laugh at yourself sometimes. Why are we even here on this earth if we can’t walk into the parking lot and shake out booties!? I say walk out there and SHAKE AWAY, BABEES!