Happy April Fool’s Day! « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowHappy April Fool’s Day!

Happy April Fool’s Day!
Published on Wednesday, April 1, 2009 by

It’s April Fool’s Day… the perfect time for some great bad jokes! Help me to make the day a little brighter for everyone by leaving a comment with your favorite (or maybe not so favorite) joke!

OK, I will start off with the following:

  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
    • GROUND BEEF!

I know I know… groannnnn.  That’s the whole point!  So come one everyone, dig deep into your childhood and make April Fool’s Day a wonderful, silly and happy day!

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  • Chuck Norris can make onions cry

  • Shl

    What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of Sheet!

  • jerry

    What is the last part of the mole you see running under the fence? Mollasses!

  • Sally

    What color is a burp? Burple!

  • Jer

    Where do you find a dog with no legs? Exactly where you left him!

  • If you choke a smurf, what color would it turn?

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