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Published on Wednesday, February 20, 2013 by

Day 19 of the WWFC blog writing challenge asks us to use the subject, “The Other Shoe.”Β  I’m thinking Nicky just might have something to do with this one?

shoe joke

What did one shoe say to the other shoe?

Don’t look now but a heel is coming!


What did one shoe say to the other shoe?

Quick!Β  Look cute!Β  Nicky is coming!


What did one shoe say to the other shoe?

You are my sole mate.


What did one shoe say to the other shoe?


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  • Kenny Rogers was walking along the train tracks in a deep funk. He’d seen better times. His career was in a slump. And he was reduced to hopping freight trains. His clothes were worn and torn. His beard was long and untrimmed, his hair had fallen out and the bottoms of his only shoes were flapping uncontrollably, the majority of the stitching had come unravelled. He stumbled over a railway tie and tore off the bottom of one shoe. He looked down at his feet, tears in his weary eyes and exclaimed, “You picked a fine time to leave me loose heel”.

    • Tami Von Zalez


    • *guffaws*

    • Bwahahaha! I know I shouldn’t encourage you, but that was just too fine!

  • Ron

    “What did one shoe say to the other shoe?

    Oh CRAP.”

    HA! That was STELLAR, Katherine!!!


    P.S. love the photo you used for this post!

  • I’m not sure…do you think shoes REALLY want Nicky’s feet in them???

  • So that’s what all that chattering is in my closet all damn night!

  • You could do that all day and make me laugh!

  • Have you seen any flying tomatoes today? πŸ™‚

  • Hee hee… πŸ™‚

  • You’ve left us with some big shoes to fill. I’m sure some of my shoes have experienced the “oh crap”.

  • That is a cute picture. What did one shoe say to the other shoe….Let’s CONVERSE.

  • Oh god, those jokes are so bad they’re actually good. πŸ˜€

  • Fabulous photo! (Looks like the kids at school trying on my shoes.)

  • MalisaHargrove

    Dammit. You made me google a shoe joke.

    A young couple was out cruising one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, “If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off all of your clothes?” She agrees and he begins to speed up.
    When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off, he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car over.
    The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. “Go get help.”, he pleads. She replies, “I can’t, I’m naked.”
    He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says “Cover your crotch with that and go get help from the gas station down the road.”
    She takes the shoe, covers herself between the legs, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, “HELP! HELP! My boyfriend’s stuck!”
    The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies with some astonishment, “I think he’s too far in!”


  • mikewjattoomanymornings

    This is the best you could do? Really? Just what do you do with your days, Katherine?

  • KZ

    That last one was a thinker. I had to process it for a full five seconds before I understood. Sad, I know.

  • Bahahahhahahahhah!! Classic!

  • Careful Katherine, you’ll end up in a cell with Dufus for this kind of punning.

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