Goodbye, Instyler. Goodbye.

Published on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by Katherine

Dear Instyler:

It wasn’t me who put you on the floor. And it wasn’t me who stepped on you. But I was there when it all went down. I heard the crack. Was that your beautiful brush feature, or was it my heart?

Every day for the last two years, my hair has been glossy. Smooth. Instyled. I have loved you from the moment I first set eyes on you.

I have not had the strength to throw you away yet. So there you lie on my bathroom floor, a shell of what you once were.

And me? I am but a shell of what I once was. Never again will I have shiny, soft and beautifully controlled locks. I cannot replace you, my dear Instyler, for my children need food more than I need good hair.

Today, I am now known as “The Woman With Bad Hair.”

Goodbye, my love. Goodbye.

Dear Family, Friends and Co-Workers:

For this, I am truly sorry.

Mishelle

Awwwwwwwwwwww……. I’m sorry for your loss. How long will it be till you break down and replace it? For me it depends on how stubborn I am about it. I can be quite stubborn when I think I can do without something. Unless it’s caffiene.

M
Comedy Plus

Are you having a ceremony? A wake? I’m sure there will be something to celebrate the life of your dear departed Instyler.

Have a terrific day. 🙂
Nicky

Oh dear, I’m afraid I’ll never be able to look at you the same way again 🙂

Ok, seriously, I know it may be too soon, but have you considered looking for a similar product that is more reasonably priced? Not that it could ever replace the Instyler in your heart, but maybe you could find a little spot in your bathroom 🙂
Ferd

LOL!
May your InStyler RIP!
But you really don’t need it. I’m certain your natural beauty shines through! 🙂
Linda R.

My condolences! I have had “hair emergencies” before, like when my curling iron died, so I feel your pain. However, you can look at this as an opportunity to let the real you shine through. We are, after all, our worst critics.
- Katherine Murray
  
  I have been sick for a week since and now it is HORRIBLEEEEEEEEE. Hair emergency times a billion. I just want my life (and instyler) back! 😉
Adidas

I use GHL ….Have a terrific day. 🙂
Adidas Jeremy Scott

How much : )
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