Goodbye, Instyler. Goodbye. « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowGoodbye, Instyler. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Instyler. Goodbye.
Published on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by

Dear Instyler:

It wasn’t me who put you on the floor.  And it wasn’t me who stepped on you.  But I was there when it all went down.  I heard the crack.  Was that your beautiful brush feature, or was it my heart?

Every day for the last two years, my hair has been glossy.  Smooth.  Instyled.  I have loved you from the moment I first set eyes on you.

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I have not had the strength to throw you away yet.  So there you lie on my bathroom floor, a shell of what you once were.

broken instyler

And me?  I am but a shell of what I once was.   Never again will I have shiny, soft and beautifully controlled locks.  I cannot replace you, my dear Instyler, for my children need food more than I need good hair.

Today, I am now known as “The Woman With Bad Hair.”

Goodbye, my love.  Goodbye.

Dear Family, Friends and Co-Workers:

For this, I am truly sorry.

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