Goodbye, Instyler. Goodbye. « Shoot Me Now

Shoot Me NowGoodbye, Instyler. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Instyler. Goodbye.
Published on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by

Dear Instyler:

It wasn’t me who put you on the floor.  And it wasn’t me who stepped on you.  But I was there when it all went down.  I heard the crack.  Was that your beautiful brush feature, or was it my heart?

Every day for the last two years, my hair has been glossy.  Smooth.  Instyled.  I have loved you from the moment I first set eyes on you.

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I have not had the strength to throw you away yet.  So there you lie on my bathroom floor, a shell of what you once were.

broken instyler

And me?  I am but a shell of what I once was.   Never again will I have shiny, soft and beautifully controlled locks.  I cannot replace you, my dear Instyler, for my children need food more than I need good hair.

Today, I am now known as “The Woman With Bad Hair.”

Goodbye, my love.  Goodbye.

Dear Family, Friends and Co-Workers:

For this, I am truly sorry.

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  • Mishelle

    Awwwwwwwwwwww……. I’m sorry for your loss. How long will it be till you break down and replace it? For me it depends on how stubborn I am about it. I can be quite stubborn when I think I can do without something. Unless it’s caffiene.


  • Are you having a ceremony? A wake? I’m sure there will be something to celebrate the life of your dear departed Instyler.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  • Oh dear, I’m afraid I’ll never be able to look at you the same way again 🙂

    Ok, seriously, I know it may be too soon, but have you considered looking for a similar product that is more reasonably priced? Not that it could ever replace the Instyler in your heart, but maybe you could find a little spot in your bathroom 🙂

  • LOL!
    May your InStyler RIP!
    But you really don’t need it. I’m certain your natural beauty shines through! 🙂

  • My condolences! I have had “hair emergencies” before, like when my curling iron died, so I feel your pain. However, you can look at this as an opportunity to let the real you shine through. We are, after all, our worst critics.

    • I have been sick for a week since and now it is HORRIBLEEEEEEEEE. Hair emergency times a billion. I just want my life (and instyler) back! 😉

  • Adidas

    I use GHL ….Have a terrific day. 🙂

  • How much : )

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