This is my hallway. The dirty laundry has taken hold of my house. It is breeding. It is growing in strength and numbers. And pretty soon, it is going to stink. For alas, my washing machine is broken, as is my bank account. And you know what? Dirty laundry can SMELL fear.
But I have a plan. I am going to put dark makeup under my eyes, throw on some camo and go commando. I don’t have clean underwear left anyway.
There are so many ways to say it. Going commando, andar a lo gringo, andar strike, going regimental, go gringo style, corso commando, Переход Коммандо, 行く奇襲, 持續突擊隊, out in the open, ready for action, comando de curso, übergeht commando, increase ventilation.
Either way, I’m doing it. And then I’m going to maneuver towards the laundry in stealth mode, surprise attack it and wrestle it to the ground.