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Don’t Even Get Me Started
Published on Tuesday, January 10, 2017 by

…Continuing with the 20 Days of Chill writing challenge, with the topic “Dream Winter Vacation”

adam and eve

Interviewer:  “Where is your dream winter vacation?”

Mickey Mouse:  <gritting his rodent teeth>  Don’t even get me started.

Amelia Earhart:  I am NOT flying, so don’t even think about it.

Adam:  I would love to visit Florida.  They mostly have oranges there, right?

Mrs. Claus:  Definitely not Vegas.  We went there once and every time Santa laughed he was surrounded by women in short skirts!  “Ummm hello ladies…. he was just laughing.  He was NOT calling you!”

Cinderella:  ANYWHERE away from Prince Charming.  I need to be around men who wear pants with pockets and zippers.  I’m just saying!

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  • Mrs. Claus: Definitely not Vegas. We went there once and every time
    Santa laughed he was surrounded by women in short skirts! “Ummm hello
    ladies…. he was just laughing. He was NOT calling you!” Bwahahahahahahahahaha.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  • Ron

    *clapping*

    This was brilliant…..absolutely BRILLIANT, Katherine!

    You are SUCH a clever writer!
    X

  • lissa

    that’s fun, I especially like the cinderella one.

    have a lovely day.

  • Paul

    Very funny. Well done.

  • Good ones….Especially liked the idea of Santa bringing on the ho’s.

  • Ha! Creative and clever with this one! Nice job.

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