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Dishing the Dirt
Published on Thursday, January 15, 2015 by

Today’s writing challenge subject is “Dishing the Dirt.”

picture of dirt

She wouldn’t call it gossip. Not really. Edna liked to think she was helping others. Stepping up when others wouldn’t. Or couldn’t. She was simply giving them a little push in the right direction.

“Alice Morley told her husband she was going shopping. But she went to the racetrack instead! Probably had a drink too, right there in the middle of the day! And then there’s Walter Edmond. I saw him eating out of the loose candy bins at the Safeway. He didn’t even buy a bag before he left. And speaking of bags… That Alice character that just moved to Winston. I believe she has augmented her breasts to try and tempt the good men of this town! And then….”

“AHEM.”

“…. Er…. Yes?”

“Mrs. Ferguson. I think you are missing the point of this whole thing. When you come in here, you are supposed to confess YOUR sins!”

“But….!”

funny cow cartoon

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  • Ron

    Bwhahahahahaha! Katherine, you TOTALLY got me on the finish!

    Brilliant ending!

    ” I believe she has augmented her breasts to try and tempt the good men of this town!”

    HILARIOUS!

    Well done, my friend!
    X

    Moo!

    • Some of these posts haven’t felt inspired to me at all… it’s hard to write every day when you are on the go from 5:30 in the morning… but I had fun with this one. Thanks!

  • Oh I love listening to dirt. Most fascinating most of the time. Very well done.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

    • Oh yes it IS. 🙂 I do everything I can to not dish… but if someone is dishing I will bend an ear if it is a good one LOL.

  • Oh you got me with the ending…that’s a good one! Love the gossiping cows, too.

  • Paul

    Heh heh heh. That was excellent and I wasn’t expecting the ending either. Well done.

  • Excellent use of the prompt. I like it. And I can’t imagine the look on the other side! (And like the others, the cow comic is great!)

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