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Deranged Crab Performance Art
Published on Saturday, September 25, 2010 by

Ah yes, Captain George’s Seafood Restaurant.  Home of the bountiful seafood buffet.  Rows of things with shells, pincers and claws.

And the best part about it?  After you are done eating, you can play with your food.

MUTANT BATTLE CRAWFISH

crawfish battle, crawfish fighting, funny seafood

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

crab hands, funny crab

THERE HAS GOT TO BE A GOOD CAPTION FOR WHAT THAT GUY’S THINKING

funny fail

What do you think he is saying??

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  • I'm not going there. That guy scares me.

    • Ha ha! I hadn't thought about him looking scary but you are right!

  • I'm wondering how the guy ended up there?! In the middle picture, he's not there, it's a woman sitting in that seat. Hmmmm…I also wonder what it says about me that I find the guy who changed seats weirder than the claw hands?

    • You are a GENIUS. A regular Sherlock Holmes. I NEVER NOTICED that the guy wasn't there in the first picture! What the HECK! Where did he come from! Did he eat the lady who was in the chair before??!

  • Yummy! I love good seafood. Especially crab!

  • That is hysterical!

    • My middle son is always doing something in public that makes me just shake my head. Like making a new creature out of a crawfish and king crab… or like making bizarre fingers out of crab shells…. and then scaring people on the way out of the restaurant. Teachers from his youth didn't “get' him…. but I get him… he is going to make some BIG dollars on screen one day LOL!

  • Thomas

    Insanely funny! I couldn't stop laughing!

  • While drinking the pop:

    “Note to self: Call Sandy regarding manicure. Nails need buffing before Thursday's job interview.”

    • Hang on, I thought the thought bubble was coming from the kid with the pop, not the guy behind him. Didn't notice that until I read Nicky's comment.

      Alternate caption: “Damn, I need to get my lady into his manicurist. She could really scratch my back with nails like that.”

  • GHDstraightener

    Thank you for posting .please do more good article.it's so cool .i like it very much.

  • linkslondon

    crawfish !!good seafood

  • very nice

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