Confucius Say… « Shoot Me Now

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Confucius Say…
Published on Thursday, August 27, 2015 by

Have you ever gotten a fortune cookie that is so dead on it SCARES you? Look at the fortune cookie we got earlier this week.

real fortune cookie

Now look a little closer. I’ll turn the photo upside down to help.

poo fortune cookie

Do you see it yet?

funny cookie

The day after I took this photo I woke up to a horrible smell in my bedroom. I stumbled out of bed, only to slip on…. Poo.

The universe was warning me of my dog’s impending accident.

TRUE STORY.

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