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Pokémon Go Stampede!
Published on Tuesday, August 9, 2016 by My middle son is THAT kid. The one who makes people laugh, pushes the limits and enjoys not being like everyone else. In between college and working, he DOES play Pokemon Go a bit with his friends. Yes, this IS like everyone else… except….. On Sunday he went to the Norfolk Pagoda with two of his friends to play. They soon discovered this was a hot spot as they ...
When Your Brother Is In Need
Published on Thursday, May 14, 2015 by Some moments happen so fast you just can’t get them on film. And that’s OK. Because the story of today’s special moment will be passed down through many generations to come. This afternoon my oldest called from his bathroom, “Mom! Will you ask Mike to get me some TP?” Like the good younger brother he is, my other son flew through the house to rescue his str...
How NOT to keep your Job at McDonald’s
Published on Tuesday, June 17, 2014 by Leaving Corolla after two trips to the beach had my daughter and I parched. I treated myself to a skinny Oprah iced chai, while she was craving a “coke no ice.” It was the weekend, so why not? The only place nearby with soda was McDonalds. I don’t think I have been to a McDonald’s drive thru since the kids were five and under. Happily, my experience was bey...
Talcumgate
Published on Wednesday, June 11, 2014 by Sometimes the innocent find themselves victims of a crime in the most unexpected of places. In the very places where they expect the most safety… the most privacy. One minute they are going about their business and the next…..?  Victims of a tragic and horrific crime. Yesterday I began my day as an innocent lamb, later to become a casualty in what I now refer to...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Published on Monday, December 9, 2013 by To get away from Katherine! It wasn’t even two weeks ago when I watched Andrew Zimmern eat and rave about chicken feet.  All I remember was the word gelatinous, which doesn’t particularly appeal to me.  Yet his full description of this chicken foot experience was intriguing, to say the least. So when I passed a package of chicken feet at Food Lion, I stopped s...
Life Without My Iphone
Published on Tuesday, July 30, 2013 by Something dangerous has been entering my home.  So dangerous that my dog considers it life threatening.  SO life threatening that Moon has killed THREE of them already.  THREE. Who could have known just how dangerous a lightning cable could be?! So for now, I am Iphone-less.  Yes, people… you heard right.  No Words with Friends.  No Scramble.  No Facebo...
I Saw It On Duck Dynasty!
Published on Wednesday, May 15, 2013 by It started last weekend at the beach house.  The literal “beginning of the end” for my son.  It had to happen to ONE of my kids, considering my own addiction.  It began with my mother and son’s simple errand run.  A trip to Ace Hardware and then a quick stop at Corolla Dunkin Donuts for iced coffee.  Medium cream only with a turbo shot for her, medium cream...
Jackie Chan, Forgive Me
Published on Saturday, August 25, 2012 by Last night, my 19 year old announced that I single-handedly crushed his most precious childhood memory.  In a matter of thirty short seconds.  AND?  I wasn’t even there.  Yes, I’m just that good. These last few months have brought many changes to my son’s life.  He graduated from high school, got a job, his driver’s license, has a car and recently star...
How NOT To Go Crabbing
Published on Tuesday, July 31, 2012 by It all started out innocently enough.  A call on my cell phone from a number I didn’t recognize. “Hello?” “Mom, it’s me.  Funny thing happened today.  The canoe tipped while we were crabbing.  But everything’s OK.  I’ll tell you about it later.” “Oh, OK.  Oh no!  Your phone?” “I left it on the dock.  It’s fine.  So anyway, the po...
He GOT Me!
Published on Tuesday, July 24, 2012 by A few text messages from my neighbor.  They were something like this…. “We are at a Batman Trilogy.  We won’t be home until 3 a.m.  Are the dogs barking?” “Nope, dogs are not barking. Well, wait.  Dogs are barking.” “Can you put them in the house?” “Sure!” I grabbed my daughter and out we went in the dark, dark night.  My daughter was a l...
Porta Potty Prank
Published on Friday, January 27, 2012 by You want to know a really great practical joke that you can play on someone who is using a porta potty?  You wanna? First, find a rock.  One that will go in to a hole like this one.  You can find these holes on the back of most porta potties. Now, sneak behind the porta potty while someone is doing his or her business.  Make sure you are holding your roc...
Best Geocaching Cache Fail EVER
Published on Monday, January 23, 2012 by It was only a few weeks ago when we stumbled upon out first geocache.  I believe that made us “geomuggles.” Out of curiosity, we purposely hunted for another.  From there, we have discovered geocaching caches camouflaged as coral, trees, logs and even a spider. I cannot tell you who said it.  But it was soon said.  “I know!  Let’s make our own geocache!...
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