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Another Weird Thing in my Back Yard
Published on Thursday, August 19, 2010 by The Mysterious Bone Meat.  How can one forget that fateful Christmas dinner?  What was on that bone?  Was it Dora?  Jesus?  Intriguing! Today I have a new one.  I was walking through my backyard and came across this, well, thing.   I picked it up and was stunned at the skull looking back at me.  What the heck WAS this object?  It was round, chalky looking...
Teenage Sleeping Habits
Published on Friday, July 23, 2010 by When they are young, they sleep all snuggled up in their cribs.  A sweet, innocent and beautiful sleep. When they are older they sleep in little boy beds among piles of beloved pets that keep them safe while they slumber. But be forewarned.  Because when they are almost fully grown you play “find the teen” every morning.  Today I found three. ...
Here Comes Peter Cottontail…. Grilled?
Published on Sunday, July 11, 2010 by Let’s get something straight before I begin. This is my rescue rabbit Sunshine. This is NOT my rescue rabbit Sunshine. Again…. Rescue Rabbit Dead Rabbit. Last week my son came to me with his head hanging down, feet shuffling. “Umm, Mom?” “Yes, honey…?” “Uhh, I have a question.” “??” “Can we um…” <shuf...
I Got Me Some Big 80’s Hair.  Jealous?
Published on Thursday, June 10, 2010 by The eighties.  Madonna, Top Gun, Alf and big hair.  It was the era of hair spray, hot rollers and electric crimpers.  I was no stranger to 80's hair, as I recently discovered while going through some old photo albums. Face it.  My hair is big anyways.  So in actuality, 80's Hair was a godsend!  For once in my life, I was IN, baby!  Plug in the hot cu...
One Down, Two To Go
Published on Tuesday, June 1, 2010 by My middle son graduated Sunday from Middle School.  This is the same school he has attended for ten years, making this a monumental, emotional and bittersweet event.  I look back fondly on his elementary and middle school days and anticipate a bright and happy future for him. Right now he is horizontal on the couch.  He deserves it! Two left.  One in high sc...
What’s On The Menu?
Published on Wednesday, May 5, 2010 by ...
It’s The Little Things In Life That Can Bring You Joy
Published on Monday, April 26, 2010 by Saturday morning I went to the grocery store with my middle teen.  My goal was to shop as quickly as possible, since grocery shopping is my least favorite thing to do on a weekend. We zipped through the produce, ran by the pasta section and stopped short in the soup can aisle.  “Mom, check it out!” My eyes followed his gaze to the very top shelf.  It was ...
The Easter Bunny Rocks!
Published on Sunday, April 4, 2010 by The Easter Bunny Came!  The Easter Bunny Came!  And look what he left me! White chocolate bunny.  Do you eat the ears or the rears first? About a billion caramel Ghirardelli squares. Dark chocolate with chilis. Robin eggs. A Dove egg and a Dove chocolate bunny. Several flavors of (hear the angels sing) Fannie Mae butter cream eggs.  Sighhhh….. ...
Oh Dear!
Published on Monday, March 29, 2010 by Once upon a time, there was a family whose mother loved watching mama deer and her twin babies wandering behind the beach house, wild and free.  The family would stand quietly, wondering at the beauty of these majestic creatures.  Memories were made that would last a lifetime. And then, a special gift arrived for the oldest son.  A gift that would bring his moth...
It’s Almost Frightening
Published on Thursday, March 4, 2010 by ...
I Touched It
Published on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 by ...
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