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Hair Socks
Published on Monday, May 14, 2012 by My son will be on the big screen one day.  I continue to stand firmly behind that belief.  He is funny, in your face, annoying, hysterical, charming, loving, unpredictable and amazingly creative. His latest?  Two words… Hair Socks!   Crazy if you don’t....
Eyelashes for… CARS?
Published on Sunday, March 18, 2012 by Now, I will be the first to admit that I have bad taste.  Well, a taste for the tacky.  But this?   This is actually a little beyond my own questionable sense of fashion.  Before I took these pictures, I told the car, "Say Cheese!" And you know what?  I think she winked!...
How To Make A Taco
Published on Saturday, February 18, 2012 by Taco night happens often in our house.  We have a ground beef pan and a healthy ground chicken pan, along with a counter full of fixings. But of all the times we’ve enjoyed them together, I had never seen the “style” in which my middle son makes his taco creations. Walking in to the kitchen and seeing this taco-making feat sent me in to a fit of laughter.  I...
Another Example Of Exemplary Driving In Virginia
Published on Friday, February 10, 2012 by In order to approach this ATM, you must drive around a sharp corner.  As you turn, you are unable to see the drive-thru area.  This made the following especially, well, startling.  There is only one way the arrows point.  Let's just say I was driving along with the arrows.  These people decided they were SPECIAL and drove against the arrows. It's too bad I mis...
And Then He Was Gone
Published on Tuesday, February 7, 2012 by Only fate could have put me behind him. Look at me.  Please turn around and look at me.  I have spent my entire life waiting for this moment.  Pulling up to this car of all cars made me realize that life isn’t a series of random events.  It is not a web of chance, but a carefully spun web of purposeful happening upon happening upon happening.  And it all lead...
Ollie’s Receipt Is A Pain In The…
Published on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 by Have you ever looked over one of your receipts and thought, “HUH?!” I sometimes wonder who creates receipt abbreviations.  Imagine the power.  You have the license to be creative in a format that most won’t read.  The world is your abbreviated oyster. The writer of this particular abbreviation now holds my utmost respect.  One can only guess what was happe...
Reindeer Truck SCORE!
Published on Saturday, December 10, 2011 by I got it.  I actually GOT IT!  I got a picture of the Reindeer Truck! For two weeks, I have seen this truck driving through our area.  But I’ve never been near enough to take a picture.  I see him ahead and he turns.  He closes in behind me and stops at a light.  Indeed, this mystery reindeer truck is harder to photograph than Big Foot! Until yesterday. Jus...
Not For Your Itouch
Published on Tuesday, December 6, 2011 by You have spent so much on your Itocuh, it only makes sense to give it the proper protection! ...
The F-Bomb And My Wonky Toe
Published on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 by For some, saying the F-Word means nothing more than saying, “Darn!” “Dang” or “Holy Cow!”  What the EFF!?  Holy EFF!  I’m EFFING hungry!  What they EFF are you DOING HERE!?  As a matter of fact, some of my very favorite bloggers use the word on a regular basis.  For them, it sounds perfectly normal.  In fact, a good smattering of the F-Word often ...
Thank Heavens For THAT!
Published on Monday, November 7, 2011 by While packing up the car this weekend, I noticed a little feedback had been left on my back windshield regarding my parenting skills: Funny thing about feedback?  Sometimes the person giving it thinks twice and decides to soften the blow just a tiny bit.  This was apparently the case, as noted by the additions I later found on the glass: Indeed, I am so glad I...
Practice Makes Perfect!
Published on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 by The difference between boys and girls is that my sons never would have gotten this reminder from a teacher: Oh wait, that says FACTS.  Never mind....
Dead Man In Trunk
Published on Monday, October 24, 2011 by Leaving the parking garage, I could not help but laugh.  And of course stop to take a picture! ...
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