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Ollie’s Receipt Is A Pain In The…
Published on Tuesday, December 27, 2011 by Have you ever looked over one of your receipts and thought, “HUH?!” I sometimes wonder who creates receipt abbreviations.  Imagine the power.  You have the license to be creative in a format that most won’t read.  The world is your abbreviated oyster. The writer of this particular abbreviation now holds my utmost respect.  One can only guess what was happe...
Reindeer Truck SCORE!
Published on Saturday, December 10, 2011 by I got it.  I actually GOT IT!  I got a picture of the Reindeer Truck! For two weeks, I have seen this truck driving through our area.  But I’ve never been near enough to take a picture.  I see him ahead and he turns.  He closes in behind me and stops at a light.  Indeed, this mystery reindeer truck is harder to photograph than Big Foot! Until yesterday. Jus...
Not For Your Itouch
Published on Tuesday, December 6, 2011 by You have spent so much on your Itocuh, it only makes sense to give it the proper protection! ...
The F-Bomb And My Wonky Toe
Published on Tuesday, November 15, 2011 by For some, saying the F-Word means nothing more than saying, “Darn!” “Dang” or “Holy Cow!”  What the EFF!?  Holy EFF!  I’m EFFING hungry!  What they EFF are you DOING HERE!?  As a matter of fact, some of my very favorite bloggers use the word on a regular basis.  For them, it sounds perfectly normal.  In fact, a good smattering of the F-Word often ...
Thank Heavens For THAT!
Published on Monday, November 7, 2011 by While packing up the car this weekend, I noticed a little feedback had been left on my back windshield regarding my parenting skills: Funny thing about feedback?  Sometimes the person giving it thinks twice and decides to soften the blow just a tiny bit.  This was apparently the case, as noted by the additions I later found on the glass: Indeed, I am so glad I...
Practice Makes Perfect!
Published on Wednesday, October 26, 2011 by The difference between boys and girls is that my sons never would have gotten this reminder from a teacher: Oh wait, that says FACTS.  Never mind....
Dead Man In Trunk
Published on Monday, October 24, 2011 by Leaving the parking garage, I could not help but laugh.  And of course stop to take a picture! ...
What Is Worse Than One Woman Parking?
Published on Wednesday, August 10, 2011 by Don’t you just hate sloppy drivers?  You know the ones… the people who can’t seem to find their way in to a parking space with two hands and a roadmap? Funny thing… I received this text message from a co-worker just a few mornings ago: “Check out this parking job.. Probably female driver.....” Oh goody!  He attached a picture along with the text...
Here’s Your Sign
Published on Thursday, August 4, 2011 by The fun part about teaching someone how to drive?  You get to take pictures of things like men with “Repent!” signs standing in the middle of an intersection. Honestly.  It was almost 100 degrees outside when this gentleman set up his signs.  Obviously, he felt very strongly about his message. That got me thinking.  If I put out signs myself, what woul...
Please Explain This To Me
Published on Monday, June 20, 2011 by Nothing says, “Buy this Bathing Suit!” more than manikins who look like they have been eaten by sharks, don’t you think? Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm...."...
Note to Self…
Published on Wednesday, June 15, 2011 by When you let your daughter dye a pink streak in her hair… And you decide to put one in your own hair... Remember to keep the empty pink dye bag away from the dog. ...
I’m Thinking, “Well, Not REALLY….”
Published on Sunday, June 5, 2011 by Covered in sand and still in my flip flops, I pulled in to my favorite outdoor Italian eatery, only to find the following: My first thought?  “Not so much.”  My second?  “Really?!”...
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