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How Do You Burble A Pea?
Published on Thursday, November 22, 2007 by Happy Embarrassing Thanksgiving!  Today at the Thanksgiving dinner table, I remembered my father teaching us to "burble peas" when we were children.  I mentioned it, and was questioned about it by one of our guests.  "How do you do that?"  So in front of everyone (all eating, by the way!) I said, "Well, first you take a pea..."  TOTAL SILENCE. ...
Stale Peeps!
Published on Sunday, November 18, 2007 by Have you ever enjoyed a candy that was better slightly stale?  That is just how my best friend enjoyed her Peeps.  You know, those insanely sweet yellow marshmallow chicks you get at Easter?  Each year she would slash the top of the package and place her Peeps in a place that would guarantee lots of air exposure to those sugary crunchy marshmallow treats. While ...
Tropical Smoothie Mishap!
Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by Try and top THIS embarrassing moment!  On my way out to pick up lunch, a male co-worker asked if he could tag along to get some as well.  I was more than happy to have the company.  Everything was going just fine until our short time in line.  I was busy talking away while fumbling for the money in my pocket.  As I quickly pulled out my money, a little surprise c...
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