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From The Barbie Friendship Airplane to…..
Published on Friday, August 28, 2009 by Have you ever wanted anything so bad you couldn't stand it?  As a child, did you have that ONE SPECIAL TOY that you wanted more than ANYTHING ELSE IN THE  WHOLE WORLD?  For me, it was the Barbie Friendship Airplane.  I can see it now, pictured in the Sears Catalog.  Two cabins, a fold out cockpit and tail, working drink cart and galley.  It was the stuff of Barb...
And For My NEXT Performance…
Published on Friday, August 21, 2009 by Only me.  Today was a good one. Lunch was a good workout at Curves, then a quick drive to my regular 7-11 for a steaming cup of hot Dark Mountain Roast.  Yes, nothing says, "workout cool-down" like hot coffee, don't you agree? Included in my purchase was a bottle of Vitamin Water.  Energy, at that.  As I walked toward the coffee area, bottle of Vitamin Water...
Buy a BlackBerry and Check Your Engine!
Published on Friday, May 22, 2009 by I just posted a review of 7-11 Iced Coffee on Agoosa - check it out! Here is my "doh!" of the week.  You just never know what the future will bring, do you?  I found that out yesterday.  Long story short, I needed to add a line to my cell phone plan for one of the kids, and my phone was due for upgrading.  I had been putting a bit of money aside for two mont...
Lacrosse Ball and Metal Bar = OUCH!
Published on Friday, April 17, 2009 by I am slowly sinking into the couch. I am becoming one with the couch.  I am the couch.  Do not try and separate me from the couch.  Last night I was up all night with my youngest, who was in and out with a fever, thirst and joint pain.  My first cup of coffee began when there was a "5" on the clock.  As in a.m.  Despite my exhaustion, I took this opportuni...
Today, I Cooked Vomit.
Published on Thursday, April 16, 2009 by This morning I felt pretty proud of myself.  The night before, I had cut up some onions and garlic and put them in the fridge.  I put my crockpot on the counter along with two containers of broth, four potatoes and a baggie containing one cup of rice.  Right before I left for work I threw it all together in the crock pot, along with a nice piece of pork loin.  ...
Hey! Look at me! My shirt is neon! And I don’t even know it!
Published on Thursday, April 16, 2009 by Leave it to me.  Yesterday I wore my stripes and went all over the campus at work.  At lunch I changed for my workout.  When I was changing back, I saw a flash of neon on my shirt.  Neon?  So here I am in all my glory.  Apparently one of the boys had TWO highlighters in TWO different colors in their pocket.  The pocket that belonged to the pants that went in...
The Absolutely WORST Post You Will Ever Read!
Published on Monday, April 6, 2009 by I remember a Saturday Night Live skit in which a man dies and goes to heaven.  St. Peter lets him ask three questions.  One of them was, "What is the grossest thing I ever ate."  St. Peter replied, "Trust me, you can't handle the answer to that question." I will not need to ask that question.  I already know the answer. This is going to be the most disgustin...
Christmas Fail!
Published on Sunday, December 28, 2008 by Christmas Fail.  Let's set it up for you.  The only thing my oldest wanted was the Guitar Hero World Tour game.  Expensive, yes - but that was all he wanted.  When pressed for more ideas, he simply said, "I don't need anything else Mom... you don't have to get me anything."  My little boy has grown up.  Two months ago, before I had purchased anything else - I...
Not for You!
Published on Friday, December 19, 2008 by Yesterday I had a few minutes to kill before I picked up my daughter. Across the street from the school? An Asian market – yes! I love shopping in this store. I always purchase Panko bread crumbs, candied ginger, and occasionally noodles for Pho soup. With Christmas (and my mother) on my mind, I visited the furthest aisle, containing wonderful Asian dishes and...
What did they think I was doing, anyway?!
Published on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by This is a great one.  My co-worker and I have just joined Curves together.  This is a workout gym for women just down the street from us - perfect for the lunch hour!  We haven't mentioned it to anyone else - we want to wait until people start noticing the results. Our first day was Monday.  I brought a shirt and pants to change in to once we were there.  Foll...
I Performed a CLASSIC!
Published on Saturday, January 12, 2008 by January means basketball for my family.  Between the two boys, we are running to four games a weekend.  Each game is at a different school and is loaded with people. Last week I managed to perform a classic.  Everyone was seated in anticipation of the second half.  My daughter and walked from the bathroom to our seats, at the very end of the gym.  She walked a...
Is Anybody In There?
Published on Sunday, November 25, 2007 by Over Thanksgiving, we went to my mother's house with my teenage son's friend in tow.  As I was packing today, I went to clean the bathroom and found the door locked.  I knocked and no one answered, so I used an ice pick to jimmy the door open to clean it. Shortly after, my son and his friend came upstairs for a snack.  When they left I noticed the bathroo...
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