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Great Christmas Shopper Practical Joke!
Published on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 by Yesterday my 14 year old son and I were finishing the last bit of Christmas shopping – something I hate doing in large stores.  I paid no attention to his wandering behind me as I paid.  As we were finally walking out, he began to smile and said, “Mom, watch how many people start to stand in line…”     I turned and saw a light burning brightly at an ...
Asleep in the Bleachers, Doritos Style!
Published on Monday, December 3, 2007 by These pictures were taken of my son with my cell phone during a school basketball game.  He had been at a scout campout the previous night, with only one hour of sleep before I picked him up the following day.  Although I strongly suggested it, he didn't take a nap before the day's adventures.  I couldn't understand how he was even moving off of one hour of ...
Is That A…..
Published on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 by Predictably, I have a new one every day!  I went to 7-11 to get a cup of amazing 7-11 coffee, and a male co-worker came along to get something as well.  As I was parking, he looked at my dash and said, "Is that a FINGERNAIL on your dash?!" Sure enough, one of my boys had left a nasty fingernail sitting right in the middle of the dash.  As I rolled my eyes he...
Bread and the Bees
Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by When I was pregnant with my second child, I was sure to tell my first the truth about the birds and the bees.  When he asked how the baby would come out, I told him.  This came to haunt me a few months later.  We were in the Bread Company store in line, ready to order.  My friendly first child began to introduce himself to the teenage boy behind the counter.  I w...
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