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Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Published on Sunday, November 18, 2007 by Not the worst, but just more proof that my life revolves around embarrassment.  This one wasn't even my fault! Last night we were waiting for our food at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.  They called out, "24!" and mom said, "That's it!  That's our order!  Michael, help your mother get the food!"  So I go up there and say, "We are number 24."  I should have thoug...
My Poor Son
Published on Saturday, November 17, 2007 by My son goes to a school that requires uniforms.  On the day he had physical education, he wore his green sweats with shorts underneath.  Later that day I was emptying out his backpack and pulled out his sweats for the wash.  As I took out his sweatpants, a pair of my good underwear fell out of the backpack and on to the floor.  In disbelief I accusingly said, ...
Skirt Mishap
Published on Saturday, November 17, 2007 by Driving from work to the store, I began to feel the discomfort of a too large lunch and too tight skirt.  I unbuttoned my skirt for a little relief in the car.  You guessed it.  I got to the store, got out of my car and my skirt fell down to my ankles. This was finally topped when I had lost weight, walked through the work cafeteria and had my slip fall right do...
Falling in Public
Published on Thursday, November 15, 2007 by I remember being in High School and going out with my best friend to the Mall to “check out the boys.”  It was raining that night and I was dressed to kill, in high heels and all.  As we walked through one of the department stores, we passed an elevator just ready to open.  That’s when it happened.  I must have hit a wet spot on the floor and WHAM!... I drop...
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