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The Devacurl Haircut: Before, After and Tears
Published on Sunday, March 15, 2015 by Curly haired girls stop other curly haired girls on the street and ask, “What do you use in your hair?” It’s just what we do. All of us have at least $200 worth of hair products shoved under the sink, containing most of their original contents. Hair stylists aren’t trained to cut curly hair, period. Layers, pinking shears, thinning…. It all may work for a w...
The Best Product for 3B Curly Hair is…
Published on Monday, June 23, 2014 by NOTHING! At least if you are me. Because my hair is STUPID.  Course. Curly. Thick. Dry. For curly haired girls like me, it is ALL ABOUT THE PRODUCT. Over the last few months I have been on a crusade to find the ultimate product for “3B” hair. Nothing will tame it. Nothing will defrizz it. Nothing will hold the curls in place without being so crunchy you could ...
Lady In Red
Published on Tuesday, May 21, 2013 by I was sitting at a stoplight when I spied her.  The most well kept mother I have ever seen in my life. Just look!  Her gorgeous red dress flows over her beautifully rounded pregnant belly.  The hue of her flowing gown matches the rich tones of the stroller….with umbrella included. A perfect purebred dog is patiently waiting for direction.  She sports Ray-Ban s...
Henna For Hair FAIL
Published on Sunday, March 4, 2012 by Henna for hair.  All natural.  Healthy for your hair.  Makes your hair glossy and strong.  Beautiful red highlights.  Turn my previously red hair back to its beautiful color.  Yup, it all sounded so good on paper. I researched Henna.  I talked to someone who uses it and has a beautiful red head of hair.  I was ready for a change.  And so I did it. Henna is ...
You Can Dress Me Up
Published on Thursday, September 22, 2011 by Thanks to my parents, I’ve eaten at five star restaurants, have traveled abroad and know how to carry myself in the most formal of situations. However, there is my upbringing, and there is THE PRESENT. The following pictures were taken within five days of each other. Let’s start with the game of “what’s on my pants.” And end with the game of “wha...
Trading The Internet For Polymer Bonding
Published on Thursday, July 28, 2011 by I have just come back from a five-day family vacation at the beach house.  My Mom, brother, his two girls and my three kids under one roof.  I think we did well… only one small fight, one person with a day of the stomach flu and the rest smooth sailing. Not only was there no internet, but my Verizon signal often left me with no data whatsoever.  In other words, ...
Goodbye, Instyler.  Goodbye.
Published on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by Dear Instyler: It wasn’t me who put you on the floor.  And it wasn’t me who stepped on you.  But I was there when it all went down.  I heard the crack.  Was that your beautiful brush feature, or was it my heart? Every day for the last two years, my hair has been glossy.  Smooth.  Instyled.  I have loved you from the moment I first set eyes on you. ...
I Smell Like…
Published on Tuesday, December 14, 2010 by Dear Lush, Hi Lush, remember me?  It’s Katherine, your number one fan.  I’m the one who will give up her last piece of chocolate for a Godiva Shampoo Bar.  I’m the one who went to Vegas and skipped it all, just to visit her first and only Lush store.  And when asked what I want for my birthday I replied with one word.  Lush. So about that whole birt...
Hookworms – The Other White Meat
Published on Friday, April 30, 2010 by Imagine putting a bandage on your skin that contains several hookworms.  Shortly after, the itching begins as they start to burrow in to your skin.  From there they move through capillaries, eventually settling in to your lungs.  Then the violent cough starts as they move in to your throat and you swallow them.  Finally, they settle in to your intestines, happily ...
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
Published on Friday, February 26, 2010 by Day three with a sinus infection.  The last two days have resulted in a permanent butt mark in my couch.  And missed workouts.  And tons of snot.  Oh, are you still here?  I haven’t scared you off with images of my butt and boogers?  EXCELLENT. The highlight of my sickness?  My sweet, innocent and not quite politically correct daughter.  Sitting on the ...
Coffee In, Coffee Out!
Published on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Ahhhh, 7-11 Dark Mountain Roast.  Only a buck ten for a refill. As much as I love 7-11 coffee.... As much as I REQUIRE a 7-11 coffee immediately after lunch, I will NOT drink one from their paper cups.  So refill is the way - my ONLY way.  And hey, I can say I'm going green this way, right? As far as the refill cups - I have my favorite.  See if you can pick it ...
The Art of the Fart
Published on Wednesday, August 19, 2009 by On my morning drive I found myself switching radio stations, trying to get away from a commercial and in to something interesting.  Button number five caught my attention as our local country DJ was in a fit of giggles.  Then came the female sidekick, attempting to act in a "shame on you" manner, soon failing as she herself began to giggle. They were laughing at....
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