In the 80’s, I used to have black stretch pants, black spiked heels and big hair. I had no wrinkles, no stretch marks and I drove a really cool car-seat-less sports car. I loved me some blue iced tea and danced without abandon to “Melt with You.”
Today, I am officially 44 years old. It is a day after my birthday and I am missing work because I have two sick children at home. I am excited about having time to get the laundry done and to clean out the old food from the refrigerator.
And right now, I am sitting on the couch wearing snow man slippers (a gift from my oldest last year) and… are you ready? A Snuggie. As seen on TV. It was a gift.