But Where Is My ShamWow?

Published on Wednesday, December 2, 2009 by Katherine

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In the 80’s, I used to have black stretch pants, black spiked heels and big hair.  I had no wrinkles, no stretch marks and I drove a really cool car-seat-less sports car.  I loved me some blue iced tea and danced without abandon to “Melt with You.”

Today, I am officially 44 years old.  It is a day after my birthday and I am missing work because I have two sick children at home.  I am excited about having time to get the laundry done and to clean out the old food from the refrigerator.

And right now, I am sitting on the couch wearing snow man slippers (a gift from my oldest last year) and… are you ready?  A Snuggie.  As seen on TV.  It was a gift.