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The Awkward Dinner Party
Published on Tuesday, January 27, 2015 by

Today’s writing challenge subject is “the awkward dinner party!”

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“Dad, you don’t mind that I brought my new boyfriend, do you? It’s really funny… his daughter is older than me.  We can share outfits!”
“Please pass the potatoes.”
“You wouldn’t believe how much better I feel after that series of colonic cleanses.”
“Oh those rolls look wonderful.”
“I’m so glad you like the roast! Our refrigerator went out a few days ago and it was getting warm.”
“Would you like some more wine?”
“Something smells like ham and I don’t see any ham on the table. Is that you that smells like ham?”
“Oh I just love these dishes.”
“Mom, Teddy said his mother was getting a Brazilian. How come we can’t have one too?”
“This candlelight is quite lovely!”

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  • Ron

    ““You wouldn’t believe how much better I feel after that series of colonic cleanses.”

    Bwhahahhahaha! Hilarious, Katherine!

    And I love, love, love the video clip! OMG…it’s BEYOND brilliant! Love the cat at the head of the table. And the texting!

    Stellar post, my friend!
    X

    • I was INTRIGUED the first time I saw that video. How in the world did they get all those animals to do that and STAY! On youtube it says if you go to their site they show you how they did it. I plan to take a look this weekend. 🙂

  • Well those were some interesting dinnertime conversation. Some were downright scary, but very funny. As long as I’m not at the table. Just saying.

    Loved the video.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

    • I remember one VERY awkward dinner party at my parent’s house when I was in high school where a lot of alcohol was enjoyed by one particular person. You just never know what will come out of someone’s mouth!

  • Haha … nice work with all of these. And yes, they would all make things rather awkward. That top one could really make things interesting.

  • Those comments are hilarious, and change of subject lines are perfect. I like the cat at the head of the table.

    • I remember someone posted that video around Christmas on facebook. It is hysterical!

  • Paul

    Hysterical. Well done.

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